Riddle Me This: Spoken Word Edition, Vol. 1
By hrrundivbakshi on Jun 12, 2007

Hey, guys and gals! I'm back with another fiendishly clever challenge for you -- one, as always, that will reward those of you who embrace your idiotic obsession with rock trivia and other chick-repellent tendencies.
Today, your job is a simple one: identify the bands and songs from whence these opening phrases come. The difficulty? These are all spoken word introductions...and not always featuring the artists themselves!
Some of the following are easy, some are not. I am sure, however, that between the lot of you, all answers will be found. In the meantime, to make your answering easy, I've included a handy, cut-and-paste-able list you can fill in at your leisure:
Click on numbers, below, for each audio clip.
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Enjoy yourselves...talk to you later!
20 comments
I won't list all of them :) but here are:
#3 - Oh Bondage Up Yours
#7 - Boy About Town
#13 - Koka Kola
I think #12 is from The Dukes of Stratosphear (2nd Record)
HVB
Re: stage banter edition of the Spoken Word Challenge -- yes, quite. I almost included one in this edition, but realized it would be a fertile field of its own.
HVB
So when are we gonna hear Frank Gorshin doing "Never Let Her Go"?
Among missing spoken word intros, I love the "Hold it!" intro that kicks off "Can't Get Next to You".
This leaves, uh, let's see...
1.
2. Lightning Strikes...
3. Oh, Bondage Up Yours!
4. She Says What She means
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7. Boy About Town
8. Happy Together
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13. Koka Kola
14. Political Song for Michael Jackson to Sing
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2. Lightning Strikes...
3. Oh, Bondage Up Yours!
4. She Says What She means
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7. Boy About Town
8. Happy Together
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11. How 'Bout You
12. You're a Good Man Albert Brown
13. Koka Kola
14. Political Song for Michael Jackson to Sing
Among missing spoken word intros, I love the "Hold it!" intro that kicks off "Can't Get Next to You".
What's weird is that this same clip is used to kick off "Psychedelic Shack" from the "Psychedelic Shack" LP
Clues for the remainder:
5. I believe this track came from an album that Andy Partridge was meant to have produced, but the sessions never went anywhere. I wonder what Mr. Mod thinks of this band, now that I ponder them.
6. The lead guitarist from this band is a particular source of heartburn for our Moderator.
9. I pulled this track off the "No Thanks!" punk box set. As far as I'm concerned, these guys were Generation X without the talent. (Speaking of whom, I'm still waiting for *someone* to comment on Billy Idol's astonishing cover of "Tomorrow Never Knows" )
10. We may well need Mockcarr for this one; I wonder how many of the rest of you ever heard the album from whence it comes? It's either downright hilarious or retarded, depending on whether you wear Gergley-trademark Y-fronts or not.
I have serious doubts that anybody -- other than Mockcarr -- will be able to guess the artiste responsible for track #10, so the contest is officially *over*. No winners, and certainly no prizes for any of yez. For the record, the missing tracks were:
1. "Men Are Getting Scarce," Joe Tex
5. "Advert," Blur
6. "Favorite Thing," the Replacements
9. "If the Kids Are United," Sham 69
10. "Texas Jailcell," Jon Wayne
Better luck next time!
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