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Yesterday I heard the following song on the radio for the first time since it came out and was part of a popular album owned by college freshman girls I might have been trying to date. In fact, I'm certain that I tolerated the playing of this album in my presence a half dozen times for the greater good of enjoying the company of the young woman in whose dorm room I was sitting. The singer's voice was good for this kind of stuff, but still...
This audio-only clip should give you a fair idea of what I heard in the car yesterday. You won't be distracted by any annoying '80s video slo-mo techniques and asymmetric hairdos.
For the good of Rock Town Hall, I made myself listen to this Yaz song, "Situation", yesterday, with no college freshman riding shotgun. (You're welcome.) As the stereo synth tricks settled down and the song got underway, I thought to myself, Where was INXS when I needed them? Had I entered college a few years later, that college freshman may have been playing me her INXS album instead of Yaz.
Do you see how the structure of this Yaz song is so like the structure of any INXS song? As a songwriting template this is a recipe for '80s MIDI-mediocrity, but INXS always had the good sense of satisfying the streak of Rockism that was already settling deep within me. By putting some Roxy Music-based rock arrangements into the '80s equivalent of dimestore garage rock song structure, I could hear this type of boring song without feeling so antsy in that college freshman's room, without wanting to drive off the side of the road while listening to the Yaz song just yesterday. Can RTH Labs develop a program that runs just about all '80s synth-pop through the INXS Rockist Cow-Tow Filter?
I'd wish, instead of Yaz, a song from New Order, Depeche Mode, or Echo and the Bunnymen was playing.
Then again, that maybe was a time when the Berlin Wall between dance and rock cultures was not quite as strongly fortified as it is now.
Where do you stand on Midnight Oil? I am troubled by the fact that though they meant well, their songs don't really hold up under close scrutiny. Great live band though.
I ask:
Yeah, but is it good music? And, more to the point, do you have to agree with something before you can like it?
Sorry, but: live by the rock video, die by the rock video. Midnight Oil suck because of that spastic robo-man they have out front. I don't care what they're singing about, and I find it very easy to ignore their dull anthem-rock. So for me it's about that bald-headed cyborg.
Survey says: BUZZZZZ!
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