Gummers: Reinvigorating the "No Dud" Post
By sammymaudlin on Apr 4, 2008

Mr. Moderator posted a thread back in October about albums with no duds.
In that vein I would like to nominate The Kinks' Arthur. And I'm going to start with the assumption that there is only one song on this album that could be considered a dud,
She's Bought A Hat Like Princess Marina.
If you think there are others, feel free to offer them up. Sadly you'll just be making a fool of yourself, but you know, free-world and shit.
Follow up:
For an album to be dud-less does each and every song have to be "great" or in other words, does it have to be a song that you'd search out and play on its own? "Hey man, let's do some gummers and crank up She's Bought A Hat Like Princess Marina!"
I say a resounding "NO!" This is my least favorite song on the album and I would never seek it out. However when I listen to the album, I know it's coming, enjoy it and would miss it if it were gone. Similar to my feelings for Hello, Goodbye which has a way trippy vibe for me in context but not so much on its own.
Though this is cool
Not to mention that as far as these Grandma Aunty's Bespectacled Bicycle Shoppe & Pennywhistle Emporium songs go, Marina is pretty tight.
Anyhooo, my specific question is really two-fold. 1. What's your take on She's Bought A Hat Like Princess Marina? 2. Does context play a role in your opinion?
My broader question is: Can, does, when does, context make a difference?
Please show your work.
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I'll try to revisit this album tomorrow and chime in with more thoughts.
It does help that this album has that concept thing going for it - and maybe the best rocking production of ANY Kinks album following the spectacular Kinks Kontroversy. The rocking makes some of the weaker songs work more than they should...in context. Still, this is not a no-dud album by any loose definition.
15 years! I will not accept any further comments from you until you listen to it again. As an adult.
This album is perfect with a capital P.
As individual singles, not so much. (Though I consider Victoria one of the absolute rockingest pop songs ever recorded.)
As an album though, the sum is greater and it is perfect.
No "dud" sir!
You are dismissed.
loophole:
wouldn't edit out that song
We reach my friend. I'm afraid that you are simply unaware of it.
Context is always important, but even moreso for a concept album. And I've got to say I love Driving. The sound of the guitar alone does it for me.
Also, I love the song Driving. It's not as great as Victoria, Shangri-La, or Mr. Churchill Says, but it's still great.
What about Who's Next as a no dud album? The sticking point might be Getting In Tune.
My own nomination for perfect Kinks record was and always will be 'Muswell Hillbillies' though for personal reasons I have always mentally replaced 'Alcohol' with the live version after 'Show Business' came out.
I also once had 'Every Picture Tells A Story' on the perfect album list. It's been a while since I heard that one all the way through, though, so I must needs pull it out and spin it before leaving a definitive vote in my adult skin.
Also 'A Wizard - a True Star' makes my top five. Partly cuz it leaves no gaps fa ya to pick em up and set em down, partly cuz you off into a new groove every minute and a half, and partly cuz those are some of the best songs TR ever put together in a row...
Like BigSteve says, the “buddy can you spare a dime” part rocks, and I love the drunken vibe of the last run through the song at the end. While you get a few comedy bike horns and the like, it also could have been a lot worse and been Spike Jones-ed, kazoo-laden and slide-whistled up the entire time. As far as context goes, not only does it fit in the overall concept of the album, I also think Marina helps make “Young and Innocent Days” sound that much nicer when it comes next.
I’ll go no duds for Arthur, though I’ll say again that I think the lack of a side 1/side 2 gap on CD hurts a little as far as “Australia” and “Shangri-La” now coming back-to-back without a pause. I’ll also echo a past Oats’ sentiment that Mick Avory is amazing on the album.
And while Shangri-La is clearly the best song and “Victoria” can stand alone, “Mr. Churchill Says” is the song that usually stays in my head most after hearing it. I love the little vocal hitch at the end of each verse. It also has the distinction of being in a much smaller musical genre than the Aunty Grandma, that being the “songs that recreate battles” genre (and, with Sands’ “Listen to the Sky”, the even more obscure “songs that recreate the Battle of Britain” subgenre).
“Phenomenal Cat” is the only dud on Village Green, yeah?
Alexmagic, yes, "Phenomenal Cat" is the only dud for me on Village Green.
Is dud being defined as 'song I don't especially like' but not a true 'needle-lifter'?
Other ones for me:
Velvet Underground & Nico
Astral Weeks
Workingman's Dead
Exile on Main St.
Electric Ladyland
This Year's Model
Tonight's the Night
Led Zep I
Elvis Costello - This Year's Model
Jimi Hendrix Experience - Are You Experienced (US version)
Beatles - Help! (UK version)
Pell Mell - Interstate
Pell Mell - Star City
Bob Dylan - Blonde on Blonde
Pretenders - s/t first album (still on the fence about that one)
Non-rock:
Nick Drake - Pink Moon
Robyn Hitchcock - I Often Dream of Trains
For the sake of not causing offense to some on this list, I will not list electronica/ambient/acoustic guitar instrumental albums.
Oh, and no so much a fan of Muswell Hillbillies. I tried, man, I really tried with that one.
Actually I'd be hard-pressed to find a true dud on VGPS, Arthur, Lola, or Muswell.
My thoughts exactly.
I just got done listening to side 1 of Arthur. I remember now why this is my least favorite of the "great" Kinks albums: beside the tremendous bookends of "Victoria" and "Australia", I prefer to skip the middle section of that album. The sound of this album is excellent. I really like the way Mick Avory's drums and the guitars sound. Those sounds alone get me through some of those plot-heavy, hermetically sealed numbers on side 1.
"Yes Sir, No Sir"? No sir, the best thing I can say about it is that it sets up the superior "Nothing to Say", which has a similar hook, on side 2.
"Some Mother's Son"? I don't need some musical equivalent of a Tom Hanks-produced war movie. I don't know if those Tom Hanks statements on the war are any good because I've never been interested in seeing them. You know why? Because of songs like this one. Ray Davies has the tendency to get too married to his song titles/themes. More than most artists who try what I call these "Mr. _____", he comes up with a winner. But he does this so often that he's bound to rack up more failures than most. This is one of many "paint-by-numbers" songs that at least sound good on this album. It's like all-time records for strikeouts among batters in Major League Baseball. You've got to be a great player to accumulate as many strikeouts as a Babe Ruth over the course of a 20-year career. Anyhow, as Davies got married to his string of concept albums, he could get too stuck to the plot to allow a song to breathe. I'm not a big plot-driven guy for novels and movies to begin with, but I especially don't ask for plotlines in 3-minute pop songs.
"Driving" sounds nice, but it's no "Picture Book" or even "Mr. Pleasant". Davies would continue to repeat his own musical themes throughout the '70s. I think that practice is just beginning to become distracting on Arthur.
At least "Brainwashed" is groovy.
I remember now, when I used to play this album more often, that I'd play the two songs I love on side 1 and then focus on side 2. Even the plot-driven songs, like "Mr. Churchill Says" and "Arthur" hit me like real songs, not commissioned pieces for a stage show. "She Bought a Hat..." is not so bad compared with the songs that bore me on side 1.
t-vox, can you really sit through all of "black mountain side" as well as the two blues songs that sound almost exactly alike (were it not for the differing guitar sounds)?
rubber soul (american) is a dud-less album, too.
but there aren't too many others, i must say...
Also, Mr. Mod, I'm afraid I can't agree with your anti-"Drivin'" and pro-"Mr. Pleasant" stance.
I have given this question some thought, and the answer is a qualified yes. But I think it's about context, in that Phenomenal Cat sense. This was like my favorite record when I was 4 years old, thanks to my next older brother. I didn't know about the blues or the blooze and so didn't have anything to compare it to. I just loved the the sounds of instruments, what I'd later figure out was production. And I was fixated on the singing of Plant (who I thought was a woman. Hell, I thought half the band might be women, judging from the long-hair and baby-faced pink-ish back photo). And I like Black Mountain Side. Even after hearing the Bert Jensch version. It's freak-folky cool in my book. Keep in mind that one of my other favorite records from around this time was Stand Up by Jethro Tull, a band my 4-year old self frequently conflated with Led Zep.
I was thinking of nominating Joni Mitchell's 'Blue', but held off because even though in my book that's a no-dudder, it only works if you're already in a certain kind of melancholic mood, and have no desire to leave it behind...
I think Astral Weeks is the same kind of pick: if you're in the kind of mood to put it on, you'll never take it off. But you already have to BE THERE to get on it, first...
Randy Newman, Sail Away
Rolling Stones, Let It Bleed
Led Zeppelin, Houses of the Holy
Despite the brilliance of the first seven tracks on that disk: 'Sentimental Hygiene', 'Boom Boom Mancini', 'The Factory', 'Trouble Waiting To Happen', 'Reconsider Me', Detox Mansion', 'Bad Karma'. - he rips a fart in the elevator with 'Only A Dog Can Shake Hands'...what a letdown.
I need youse guys to bail me out - that guy HAS to have a perfect CD! Warren! COME BACK!
Or was he just too tortured a soul?
It's certainly one of the most intense and creative side ones of all time...
Firstly, thank you so much for taking time out of your busy schedule to listen to one side of the album in question. I KNOW you have a large stack of Mick Jones live-boots that you're dying to get to.
Secondly, it takes a big man to admit when he has made a ridiculous fool of himself:
Contrary to what I initially thought about Sammy's points here, context can matter.
Bravo sir.
Thirdly, I will summarily dismiss your hyper-criticism of side-1 by chalking it up to your spending too much time with KingEd.
With the exception of My Mother's Son. Wasn't it you that nominated this for best anti-war song in a post from last year that has gone mysteriously missing? Regardless, this is one of the best anti-war songs EVah. Gets right to the point and tears me up every time.
For a guy who self-admittedly tears up at stuff like this, you gotta lotta nerve!
I for one SUPPORT our troops!
Don't bother getting back to us on side 2. We see the one-way street that you're on. Send us a postcard from Crank-Ville and make sure your buddy KingEd uses plenty of sunscreen. You know how sensitive he is.
The only song that is weak is "Join Me in LA." On the one hand the song continues the theme of wasted lives on the 2nd side of the record, and sets us up for the closer, "Desperados under the Eaves." On that basis, I could give the song a pass.
But, I think the song falls well below Zevon's high standards of songwriting, and so a dud it must be.
Hey, I like Phenomenal Cat! Especially when the heavy baroque guitar comes is. And the mellotron flutes. Ok, I could do without fumfumdiddledumdum.
Yeah, it’s that fumfumdiddledumdum gnome rock that’s the deal-breaker for me. Take that out for some more of the guitar or somebody playing a quick part on a harpsichord and it would be good to go. Anyway, I don’t hate the song or anything, but it’s the one song I’m willing to skip over, especially because I like the two that follow it so much more.
“Yes Sir, No Sir” – I listen to that every time for the way the marching band horns veer off into Soft Parade-y weirdness under the “so you think that you’ve got ambition” part. It’s like the beginning of Live And Let Die when the funeral procession turns into the Mardi Gras march.
Maybe Denmark St and Money-go-round aren't good enough to hold up on their own from Lola. Very contexty. I'll tell you what though, the songs used from this album in the Darjeeling Limited made that movie much better for me. It's that brothers thing, guess. I have no idea what a soundtrack agreed upon by my brother and me would be, probably, sadly, not much rock I would think.
Face to Face and Something Else don't have duds, though, I believe.
Big context album for me is the Zombies' Odessey and Oracle, all of those songs work.
I submit for discussion:
dB's - Repercussion
Feelies - The Good Earth (This one works along the same lines as the Spirit entry)
Marshall Crenshaw - s/t
Cars - s/t
But "Ives on the stereo"? He was asking for it.
Ha! I never really focused on that line before. Now I wonder, did he mean Charles or Burl? If it's the former, I still think the song works. I compare the characters on the first two db's albums to some of the folks who show up in Richard Linklater films: bored, overeducated, a little clueless around girls, etc.
Too much whole-hearted Kinks love going on here, if'n you ask me. I appreciate the Mod's more balanced take. Case in point for me: Muswell Hillbillies. That album starts strong but runs out of gas several cuts before it gets to the end.
Too much whole-hearted Kinks love going on here, if'n you ask me.
Really? Singling out 3-5 years out of 32 as exemplary is too much?
Really? Singling out 3-5 years out of 32 as exemplary is too much?
Yes, when you single out those albums as "having no duds." I do understand that there's something about the Kinks that charms the rock nerd miniaturist though: such lovely little gems.
What artists must I appreciate to appreciate Muswell Hillbillies?
In all honesty, I would've thought an appreciation of The Kinks was all one needed.
I've always loved this album for taking the themes of VGPS and transporting them onto darker, bluesier, more urban territory. I appreciated its use of blues, which was less bombastic than the kinds of early-'70s British rock I was hearing on 'MMR and 'YSP growing up. It's boozy pub-rock that arguably sounds more like a real pub than something like Rockpile or Graham Parker. Or maybe I'm just buying into the album cover a bit too much. And when I got into Wilco in the mid-'90s, I immediately got a flashback to this album, so I think it may be a failure for the future good of alt-country.
Abd, yeah, there is a Randy Newman flavor to a couple songs here.
Who's willing to answer my charges about Ray Davies' increasing reliance on plots being a major hinderance to the music of The Kinks? Village Green and the earlier albums maintain a TONE. After that album, he got into the whole paint-by-numbers/commissioned works approach. I think Arthur suffers the most, even though it's a pretty strong album if you just crank it up and tune out that stinking plotline. Lola vs the Money-go-round, or whatever the hell that album's called, gets away with it a bit because the band sounds so downtrodden that it's hard to tune into the grand CONCEPT. That album's painful to listen to, although it has some great, failed moments and the awesome "Lola".
Muswell Hillbillies also gets bogged down in concept, but there's less plot. The songs have more room to breath, and they actually execute the concept of Brits trying to be like Yanks. Again, though, the album is hampered by horrible production. I like half of the songs a lot, and I've come to appreciate the bad sound. It has some charm, and most importantly for me, it's the return of tone (and emotional content) over plot (and 2-dimensional characters who, Johnny Bravo-like, fit the suit). Tvox, to answer your question, I think you'd have to dig more workingman's pinky rock to better enjoy Muswell Hillbillies. I know you like some of that stuff, but I think you've got less interest in boogie stuff than I do.
Deeply disappointed and concerned,
HVB
That's what I was afraid of. Maybe one day I'll acquire a taste for pinky rock and boogie. I mean, I like beets now, so can brussels sprouts be just around the corner?
But When I'm Sixty-Four?! April 1 is over dude.
What happened to you man? You alright? You need a shoulder brother?
So the plot thing. I wish I could be more clear, but let me try again. There is a plot that supercedes everything else in Arthur. He clearly has to get from Point A to Point Z in his journey. I could repeat the actual plot, AMG-geek style, but that wouldn't help anyone. BECAUSE Davies had to impose his plot, he occasionally has to plug in some naked number that serves little else than to move the plot along.
"Need a song to represent Arthur's complacency with The System...I can write something around the sniveling 'Yes sir, no sir' dynamic we face when confronted by The Man!"
"Need a song to represent the horrors of war, Mama's crying for her little boy...Mick, can you play a military snare roll for me?"
The bad parts of the album, "bad" as in "weaker" as in "my opinion," before anyone's knickers get in a bunch, come off like a precurssor to The Wall. Is it any surprise that Sammy and Oats cut their teeth on that album?
Again, BECAUSE he feels the need to tell some birth-to-grave story that also represents the rise and fall of the British Empire he's got to flesh out all the boring parts of life in between. The Pretty Things' SF Sorrow, another album that I can love primarily for its super cool sonics, has a similar middle-school English class plot. Jeez, why couldn't these Brits have taken the lesson from Simon & Garfunkel and just set "Richard Cory" to a 3-minute pop tune and be done with it?
You know what's great about the cosmic "plots" of Pete Townshend's attempts at Rock Opera? They're so ridiculous that you don't have to pay attention to them. You can just get off on the cosmic vibes of it all.
It's a matter of time, my friend, before Townspeople start writing me offlist, thanking me for my clearheaded approach to love.
Is it any surprise that Sammy and Oats cut their teeth on that album?
Irrelevant and low. I call on you to repudiate this comment and to pledge to run a positive campaign. Let's get back to the issues.
On the Kinks, are we sure we all like "People Take Pictures Of Each Other"? It's by far the second best "picture" song on VGPS. I've never really got into it. The end of side 2 should have been a better song.
BigSteve, I guess a lot of rock writers (and maybe even Ray) lied to me. What's with the backstory of his sister and brother-in-law, or whomever Arthur was supposed to have been modeled after? What's with the closing song, "Arthur", which seems to send off the beloved title character? The script was to be written for a tv show, right? You're telling me that Ray Davies had no idea that the songs would be turned into some kind of narrative from the start? Granted, I'm sure I've not read as much as you on the band, but are you telling me that he simply wrote this batch of songs and then some wheeler-dealer showbiz types swarmed in and said they'd make it into a show! I'm having trouble believing that.
I'm also having trouble believing that Townspeople are either scratching their heads or completely refusing to deal with the fact that the more Davies moved from setting an emotional tone to trying to tell a story with his albums, the more sketchy the band's albums got. Seriously sketchy compared with the run of Face to Face through The Kinks Are the Village Green Preservation Society. (And, again, I like those couple of albums that followed more than I like most band's best albums - plus, I much prefer Kinks Kontroversy to Face to Face, but that's not quite of the band's "golden era.")
And Arthur is the old guy who spent his life laying carpet. It's his son who is moving to Australia. It seems that the idea was to flashback through various moments in Arthur's life on the day the son sets sail.
This idea was supposedly inspired by the fact that one of Davies sisters (Rosie I think) moved to Australia, a decision made by her husband.
And of course the 'narrative' albums are sketchy. So are operas. Moments are crystallized into separate songs. Music can't really 'tell a story' any other way than sketchily. And then this happened and then this happened and then this happened doesn't work.
And "Driving" is a winner, context or not. That song's the bomb, not a dud. Guitars, drums, goofy yelping in the background. I like it all.
I forget what else you don't like, but as I've said, what holds the album back for me is the excessive jammy repetition in Australia and Arthur at the end of each side, but you know, when you do the vinyl, you can just flip it two minutes earlier and the album is damned fine.
Also: I've said it before on RTH Chess, but I think "Some Mother's Son" is the best anti-war rock song ever written. The whole of the lyric is essentially perfect, but this is the couplet that, as it does Mockcarr, punches me in the stomach every time:
Two soldiers fighting in a trench
One soldier glances up to see the sun
... the rest of that verse goes on to describe the precise instant the soldier loses his life, and is, as I say, perfectly written for me. But those particular two lines, delivered in the context of the melancholy of the melody, just give me the chills. Perhaps it's the juxtaposition of the dirty, bloody, muddy, filthy, tragic, absurd first line and the pure, free, simple, divine second one that does it. Ray makes it seem so easy!
Anyhow, enough blather.
HVB
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