Comment from: andyr [Member] Email
I had forgotten about "Change Reaction". Great footage of JC Dobbs though.
08/08/08 @ 08:46
Comment from: geo [Member] Email
I’ve gotta let loose my Robert Hazard theory. Sometime around 1979 or 1980, Robert Hazard stumbled onto the Philadelphia scene, a undistinguished singer-songwriter fronting a motley crew of hired sidemen, some of them moonlighting from Kenn Kweder’s Secret Kidds. (I distinctly remember Allen James playing guitar with Hazard at a Hot Club show early on.) This was about the time that Kweder’s assault on real mass-market fame had been completely sidetracked by his charming mix of lunatic behavior and indiscriminate bridge burning. Kweder’s manager during that period had been Bill Eib and somewhere around the dawn of Hazard, Eib and Kweder split, I assume not too amicably, although I wasn’t hanging around with Kenn enough at that time to really be sure. Anyway, a few years down the road, Eib is managing Hazard and has set him up with a handpicked, new wave tailored band, a theatrical light show and dramatic choreographed staging to sell his meager wares. And up to a point it worked. Hazard, who really did have the star power of a 5 watt night-light, was touted by a major local radio station as a Philly act that was about to break out nationally; he sold a shit-load of an independently released EP, got signed to RCA and made it onto MTV. Of course he quickly wilted outside of his Philadelphia hot house. But I always wondered, was Hazard really just Eib’s ultimate revenge on Kweder, a way of showing Kenn that he could take a guy with one tenth the talent and one hundredth of the charisma and, if the guy would just cooperate and stick with the script, ride him to the big time. I feel like that was the real story.

The plot did continue however. A Betty Boop cartoon New Wave Queen-to-Be picks one of Hazard’s songs up and she sells it to the world and suddenly the guy is earning royalties on pinball machines!!! Was the song that good, or was the extent of its appeal the title that sounded so refreshing coming out of Cyndi Lauper’s mouth? Have you ever heard the Hazard version? Holy hell! And of course, the lesson Kweder learns is that no one can touch him the never-ending decidedly perverse career of Absurdist Theater masquerading as a wandering troubadour. (The Rip-Off Continues!) But finally, irony of ironies, Kenn, still out there as well as “out there”, proceeds to outlive Hazard, the gentlemen of the manor enjoying his royalties and revisiting his folk roots for a handful of still devoted fans.
08/09/08 @ 01:53

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