Last Man Erect: Pornified Album Titles

By hrrundivbakshi on Dec 17, 2007

Not a porno album title per se, but the goddamn sexiest album cover in the history of rock and roll music!

Are you ready to get into the swing of things?

Follow up:


To help us loosen up and swing with this new direction of Rock Town Hall, I thought I'd propose a novel edition of our ongoing "Last Man Standing" series. What I'm looking for are famous rock album titles that are either already unwitting porno titles, or to which you've applied your devilishly clever wit to pornify them. So, for example, you would get full marks for Blonde On Blonde in the unwitting porno title category and full marks for, oh, Porn In the USA or Rub 'er Hole in the witty reconstruction category.

Here's what you get the RTH raspberry for: album titles that are already, clearly, purposely pornified: F*ck Like a Beast or Sticky Fingers, for example. You also get RTH demerits for just changing the word "rock" to "cock." Lastly, please avoid the temptation to stroke your beard thoughtfully, tamp your rock intellectual pipe, and orate about the sexy origins of the term "rock and roll." Enough already!

Let's begin!

Between the Buttplugs

Tags: hot rocks, last man standing
Comment from: the great 48 [Member] Email
Well, there's Squeeze's classic third album, ANALBANGAL...
12/17/07 @ 01:40
Comment from: meanstom [Member]
Dylan's John Wesley Hard-on
12/17/07 @ 08:04
Comment from: michael k [Member] Email
... remember when Guns N Roses came out of the closet with "Appetite For Erection"?
12/17/07 @ 08:42
Comment from: hrrundivbakshi [Member] Email
In the "Unwitting" category: Sam and Dave's "Hold On, I'm Coming."

Yes, that *was* an album title, potential pince-nezzers!
12/17/07 @ 09:17
Comment from: hrrundivbakshi [Member] Email
"The Who Sing 'My Penetration'"
12/17/07 @ 09:27
Comment from: mockcarr [Member] Email
Abby Blowed
12/17/07 @ 10:05
Comment from: mockcarr [Member] Email
Hershey Highway To Hell - AC/DC
12/17/07 @ 10:06
Comment from: alexmagic [Member] Email
A respect for healthy and safe ground rules is important to even – no, especially – the new, swingin’ type of reader and contributor the Hall is soliciting, so I hope I’m not totally out of line by wondering whether this would best be contested under Battle Royale rules, and whether degree of difficulty should be taken into consideration for actual, unedited album titles.

That said: 1963’s Warm and Willing by Andy Williams.
12/17/07 @ 10:06
Comment from: mockcarr [Member] Email
Was Music From the Big Pink intentionally a double entrendre or just that friggin house?
12/17/07 @ 10:08
Comment from: sammymaudlin [Member]
Queen's- "Jizz"
12/17/07 @ 10:19
Comment from: mockcarr [Member] Email
The Who - It's Hard
12/17/07 @ 10:21
Comment from: alexmagic [Member] Email
Velvet Gloves and Spit, Neil Diamond, which I am thankfully not making up.

If anything, I'm now trying to un-know that it even exists.
12/17/07 @ 11:00
Comment from: Mr. Moderator [Member]
Good question, Alexmagic. We had considered structuring this as a Battle Royale, but the combination of unintentional and intentionally pornified entries would have made the judging next to impossible.

Stevie Wonder, Sinnervisions
12/17/07 @ 14:40
Comment from: homefrontradio [Member] Email
Speaking of the Divinyls, when they were at the height of their fame here in Oz, circa the 'Pleasure and Pain' single and the 'What A Life' album, ('85 or so), a mate told me how he'd been to an earlier concert where frontwoman Chrissie Amphlett urinated on stage. Always wondered if it was an urban legend or if it really happened.
12/17/07 @ 14:46
Comment from: Mr. Moderator [Member]
Homefront,

Now that's the kind of hot rock discussion we expect from Down Under!
12/17/07 @ 14:54
Comment from: hrrundivbakshi [Member] Email
In the Unwitting category, Bill Evans' "At Shelly's Manne Hole"

Mind you, he a jazz cat, so maybe I've disqualified myself.
12/17/07 @ 17:19
Comment from: hrrundivbakshi [Member] Email
Prince, "Scat Man"
12/17/07 @ 17:20
Comment from: andyr [Member] Email
Cum Together
12/17/07 @ 20:29
Comment from: homefrontradio [Member] Email
Huh, what do you know? Now I have closure:

http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2005/s1491503.htm
12/17/07 @ 21:06
Comment from: alexmagic [Member] Email
The Cream of Clapton
12/17/07 @ 21:31
Comment from: berlyant [Member] Email · http://www.bigtakeover.com/author/Matthew+Berlyant
This discussion reminds me a lot of a website called Name That Porno (namethatporno.com), where the same premise is applied to movie titles in that there are categories for both double entendre titles as well as movie titles that are changed. Anyway here are a few of mine.

In the "changed" category, we have:
1) Prince - Diamonds and Pearl Necklaces
2) The Replacements - Pleased to Eat Me or Pleased to Beat Me Off

And in the "no change necessary" category, we have:
1) The Who - Meaty, Beaty, Big and Bouncy (or was that purposeful?)
2) The Beach Boys - 15 Big Ones
3) Bob Dylan - Desire
12/18/07 @ 11:30
Comment from: alexmagic [Member] Email
All unchanged:

Coming Live - Peter Frampton

When All The Pieces Fit - Peter Frampton

I’m In You - Peter Frampton

And of course…

Frampton’s Camel
12/18/07 @ 11:37

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