Rock Crimes: Paul Weller's Cappuccino Kid
By Mr. Moderator on Jul 1, 2008
Link: http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/mikejh/CK.htm

From The Lodgers
On my arrival I was greeted by four characters. Stephen White, who had just been proclaimed Master Of The Sticks by a pirate station in Cumbria run by a retired colonel. Miss Dee C. Lee who I espied on a clifftop alone with nothing but her sweet voice singing out into the clouds and a large parrott on her shoulder. Paul Weller, who sat naked in front of the sea on a deckchair shouting, "stop I say, hold thyselves, my parts freeze," as the waves rushed past him, and Master Michael Talbot by a bonfire, splendidly clad in a lame blanket and hard at work on one of Stravinsky's unfinished works he had come across in a disused priory.
Remember The Cappuccino Kid, that mysterious liner note writer for releases by The Style Council? Nobody knew who exactly The Cappuccino Kid was, but many speculated!
Not ringing a bell yet? Perhaps the following passage from Our Favourite Shop will jog your memory:
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The Espresso Infant
The Cappuccino Kid -- whose identity was never actually secret, and who was indeed Paolo Hewitt with stylistic direction from Weller himself -- was A Giant Fucking Put-On. The clothes were A Giant Fucking Put-On. The deliberately homoerotic publicity photos and videos were, indeed, A Giant Fucking Put-On.
The idea behind the combination of all these extra-musical elements was that they put forth the idea that the Style Council was an entirely different philosophical and stylistic proposition than the Jam, despite the fact that -- as I've said and no one has disputed -- there is not a smidgen of musical difference between the final couple years of the Jam and the first couple years of the Style Council. It was all a deliberate provocation, and the fact that 25 years on, you're STILL provoked only proves that it was a successful one.
Also: Stackridge meant to be funny.
Café Bleu - (1984) #2
Our Favourite Shop - (1985) #1
The Cost of Loving - (1987) #2
Confessions of a Pop Group - (1988) #15
Maybe we simply can't hear them for what they were, not being British. But they certainly struck a chord over there. Even their most revolting album went to number 15.
My favorite album is always Setting Sons followed by Sound Affects. After that I like the ep with "Absolute Beginners" and "Liza Radley". Then go back to the first album and the third. Although I love a couple of songs on the third album, which I know a lot of you love, my dislike for a few others makes me consider ranking it album a notch below the not-so-good second album. Think of it as a punishment.
Yours patronizingly,
HVB
So...wait, you'd like the Style Council more if they had a shit drummer, like the Jam did. Or something.
I'm glad you ask that question, because I, of all Buckler-hating Townspeople, deserved it. Although Buckler's drumming bugged me greatly and Foxton's bass playing could have added more, I liked hearing the struggle of three guys trying to make something happen. There's no struggle, no bad blood, no animality in the music of The Style Council. Didn't someone else already refer to it as Eunuch Music? It's like Weller popped a top on a can of Simply Red sound. To me, one of Weller's greatest strengths has been his effort to swim upstream. In The Style Council, with all those slick '80s surroundings, he's merely a fish out of water. The guy can't even sing in the right key to make that music as good as it might have been.
Then I choose to be a eunuch in the court of the Han Dynasty because it's the same thing. Rock Town No-Balls.
I'm with you there. Couldn't you just have put GWAR on there or something, so those of us who's lack of interest is more interesting to us than this whole Weller-watching-paint-dry thread could feel included, without skewing the votes of the 4 of you?
[GWAR = "animality" without scary racial theory a la RTH. (That's so ontologically ambiguous, in the playground sense.)]
What does R. Stevie Moore think about all this? He can't be all that happy about you being in the middle of a mega intense love sandwich with Paolo Hewitt and Style Council Weller while the Boy rams his tongue between your toes.
Maybe it's me but you appear to be a tad too excited about Paul and Paolo pulling the wool over our eyes. I for one, and most probably any sane human being who has even a slither of real taste, read the put on and correctly concluded that the LP was going to suck major dick. You're right. It was indeed a put on, but it was paper thin and shallow as a baby pool. His new identity was in fact his real identity. Presley deep down wanted to be Dean Martin and Weller apparently wanted to be a full blown mod with leanings toward homo eroticism. And the timing was perfect because the whole mod thing was going through it's 46th revival (I'm probably wrong about that. There's usually a revival twice a week). I don't have problems with any of that as long as one can continue to write and record decent music within the context of mod and homoerocticism. I don't think he succeeded. You apparently thought he came pretty close and most certainly identify with what what he was trying to do. All that's fine, just drop the put on thing. It certainly wasn't a "We're greater than Jesus Christ" moment in pop.
And just for the record, I can safely say that no one in the entire universe cares one whit that the Style Council actually began at the recording session of "Absolute Beginners". I fail to understand the necessity of making this point OVER AND OVER AND OVER again. It might be true but it has as much import on all this as the actual date of Bobby Bland's mother's birthday.
Tell Chastity I said hi,
E. Pluribus
Did you get the password for the Private Rock Town Hall site? We may have to take up some of this discussion over there. That phone call we had last night was quite revealing - and volatile.
As for what you say here, I'm with you. Those of us who happen to not like Style Council knew what was up. We just don't like the music the resulted from it. Culture Club and, as much as it pains me to admit this, because I get the willies merely thinking about the guy, Simply Red did it much better. It was brave of Weller to try this, but plenty of brave explorers never came back alive. The rock world should be happy he eventually returned, a woodcutter's son.
I think a few of us have made strong arguments for why Style Council failed - failed in the US, that is, the leading market in rock 'n roll, and failed aesthetically, because any young band that tries to reignite that movement will credit better bands who worked in that style. And boy did it fail. BigSteve's reporting of the UK chart positions for that album was fascinating. How starved were Brits for decent takes on '70s-style soul? I see the same pattern in their inflation of "Northern Soul" records. Sure, they've uncovered a couple of dozen overlooked gems, but do all those failed, fourth-rate Motown and Stax singles warrant eBay sellers' ability to buy summer homes off Brits willing to pay $800 for a single that an American wouldn't buy for 25 cents? More power for Weller for tapping into his nation's psyche, but we produced actual soul classics. Not even the best Culture Club or Simply Red song matches even a second-rate US '70s soul artist like Barry White, although that Lisa Stansfield tried her best and looked a lot better than the big man.
My point is, for all the nonsense that's gone on in this extended Style Council bashing, it's mostly been done in the service of defining what makes a good single. That's how Hrrundi posed it, and that's how I've tried to oppose it.
I know this topic is not for everyone. Feel free to launch new topics! We'll all benefit.
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