The Rock Town Hall Xmas Record
By northvancoveman on Dec 8, 2008

The RTH Xmas record is the 15 best Xmas songs as nominated by you: the villagers of Rock Town Hall.
Here are the rules: You nominate a song for inclusion. The moment another villager seconds your vote, it's in. We keep going until we have 15. This becomes the Official (Mod? [Mod - Why not, provided my favorite rockin' Xmas song is included?]) Rock Town Hall Xmas Album.
This process should leave us with a pretty great mix tape or iPod playlist to pair with a single malt and drown out the shrill caroling of crazy Aunt Bea from Winnipeg.
I am going to start us off with a song I think should have no trouble at all being seconded; "Fairytale of New York," by The Pogues.
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TB
I second "Christmas in Suburbia"!
That one might be my favorite (next to Father Christmas, of course).
But since I don't expect seconds for either of those, I'm going to nominate Elvis' excellent "Santa Claus Is Back In Town."
And can I just vent on something? I'm not a practicing Christian; nor am I one of those paranoid politico-fundie types who's terrified of the erosion of Christian content in the holiday season. But I *hate* the "X-mas" shorthand. You can call it "the holidays," or you can get more specific and call it "Christmas," if that's what you're celebrating. But "X-mas" just seems like such a cop-out to me. Why "X," anyway?
Graham Parker "Christmas is for Mugs"
"Soul Christmas"
I don't expect to get these seconded, but I like them)
Jill Sobule "Jesus is a Dreidel Spinner" (ditto)
Descendents "Christmas Vacations"
RUN DMC "Christmas in Hollis"
The Beach Boys "Little St. Nick"
Squeeze "Christmas Day"
I also second Big Star's "Jesus Christ" and third (or is it fourth) the inclusion of "Fairytale of New York" (best Xmas song ever) and "Father Christmas".
I know the classic rock stations will play the crap out of it, but I really like 2000 Miles by The Pretenders. I also nominate Christmastime Is Here by The Vince Guaraldi Trio. It's not xmas without that.
The "x" is short for "christ," HVB. I never new why it wasn't a "t," but I've seen Christian abbreviated as xian for a long time. I think it's supposed to be slightly derogatory.
2000 Miles by the Pretenders
live cover of White Christmas by Stiff Little Fingers
I would also like to second Charles Brown's "Please Come Home For Christmas". I'd like to but will refrain since I nominated it in the first place. Now who else is going to step up for CB?
To me, there are three essential rock Christmas records: Elvis, Beach Boys, and Phil Spector. There's lots of tunes (like "Father Christmas"), but those are the complete albums for me.
While I love the Charlie Brown Christmas special, I can't send the Guraldi tune based on the notion that we're making a rock n' roll album. But, that record is one of my essential Christmas albums.
TB
Elvis' Blue Christmas anyone?
And btw the reason for the X in Xmas is that the first letter in the Greek spelling of Christ, or Christos, is a 'chi,' in other words an X. The Jesuits that educated me commonly abbreviated Christ to 'X' or 'Xt.' It is not derogatory, and the tradition of using this abbreviation goes back for centuries.
E. Pluribus
Hrrundi, Jesus died on the cross so that Northvancoveman could use that X. Sorry, that was probably a tasteless joke. I could say that Northvancovemen posted this piece via text message, but that would definitely be a lame joke. As an old fart I thought about putting "Christ" in the post, but then I figured I'd like NVC use his own terminology. I should always be so laid back, right? :)
1. "Fairytale of New York", The Pogues
2. "Father Christmas", The Kinks
3. "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" Darlene Love
4. "Christmas in Suburbia", Martin Newell
5. "2000 Miles", The Pretenders
6. "Santa Claus is Coming to Town", Elvis
7. "Please Come Home for Christmas", Charles Brown
8. "Jesus Christ" Big Star
9. "Blue Christmas" Elvis
Now, how about:
Sleigh Ride by the Ventures
or
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee
That said, "Sentimental Hygiene" is the comeback record everyone would wish for from a washed up genius who "drank vodka out of a silver boot" for breakfast.
Bonus info: local Vancouver popsters "The Odds" opened for and served as Warren's backup band on a tour and have some hilarious stories, including one on the wrath of stealing a rehabbing Warren's diet coke when he was on the tour bus.
I don't know if I would throw "Sentimental Hygiene" on at Christmas though...
Of course I know it. A lot of people can't handle it because it's such a brutally honest piece of work. I'm surprised you're not familiar with it. I actually own a boot of outtakes from those sessions called "Emotional Mascara". It's on Toasted. Rare as hell, but well worth the 100 bucks I plunked down for it. I'll bring it over next time I bring the gang for a visit. Just do me a favor, get familiar with "Hygiene" beforehand. Ever see "Heart of Darkness"? The Copolla documentary about "Apocalypse Now"? Which was actually a hell of a lot more interesting than "Apocalypse"? "Mascara" provides a similar eye opening experience.
Talk to ya soon,
E. Pluribus
Anyway, when we get 15 songs I am going to ask Mod to put them in order. To get a consensus from the floor on that would be impossible.
Man, you're gonna love that Zevon boot.
Talk to ya soon,
E. Pluribus
I might add that for a more varied experience, we should limit each artist to only one representation. Although I love both Elvis songs, two tunes are almost too much. Plus, it makes room for more great music. I don't know. I suppose in a great democracy, whatever gets nominated and seconded then it's there.
TB
1. "Fairytale of New York", The Pogues
2. "Father Christmas", The Kinks
3. "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" Darlene Love
4. "Christmas in Suburbia", Martin Newell
5. "2000 Miles", The Pretenders
6. "Santa Claus is Coming to Town", Elvis
7. "Please Come Home for Christmas", Charles Brown
8. "Jesus Christ" Big Star
9. "Blue Christmas" Elvis
10. "Sleigh Ride" The Ventures
11. "Happy Xmas (War is Over)" John Lennon
Ideally one per artist would be my preference too, but I didn't mention that in the original rules. The funny thing is, I know "Santa Claus is coming to town" by The Boss. Would it be heresy to switch hrrundivbakshi?
TB
It does seem wrong to exclude the almighty Vince Guaraldi album. If not "Christmas Time Is here," how about "Linus and Lucy"? You can't tell me that the Peanuts Kidz ain't rockin' when they're dancing to that during rehearsals!
http://tinyurl.com/575fx7
I suppose it all depends on how rockin' we want the Rock Town Hall Christmas collection to. Plus, there's always volume 2 for next year...
TB
I still say "Sentimental Hygiene" is a great soundtrack for the season, with tree trimming and what not.
Sincerely,
E. Pluribus
1. "Fairytale of New York", The Pogues
2. "Father Christmas", The Kinks
3. "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" Darlene Love
4. "Christmas in Suburbia", Martin Newell
5. "2000 Miles", The Pretenders
6. "Santa Claus is Back in Town", Elvis
7. "Please Come Home for Christmas", Charles Brown
8. "Jesus Christ" Big Star
9. "Blue Christmas" Elvis
10. "Sleigh Ride" The Ventures
11. "Happy Xmas (War is Over)" John Lennon
12. "Little Saint Nick" Beach Boys
13. "Christmas Wrapping" The Waitresses
Gergs, I am associating Sentimental Hygiene more with that Eastern Orthodox date for Christmas, January 6, I believe.
Since we have The Mighty Chuck, Brian Wilson, Phil Spector, The Ventures, and Elvis all represented, how about "Christmas Time Is Here Again" by The Beatles? Or will John suffice with the Fab representation? Just a thought...
TB
1. "Fairytale of New York", The Pogues
2. "Father Christmas", The Kinks
3. "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" Darlene Love
4. "Christmas in Suburbia", Martin Newell
5. "2000 Miles", The Pretenders
6. "Santa Claus is Back in Town", Elvis
7. "Please Come Home for Christmas", Charles Brown
8. "Jesus Christ" Big Star
9. "Blue Christmas" Elvis
10. "Sleigh Ride" The Ventures
11. "Happy Xmas (War is Over)" John Lennon
12. "Little Saint Nick" Beach Boys
13. "Christmas Wrapping" The Waitresses
14. "Run Rudolph Run" Chuck Berry
15. "Christmas Time Is Here" Vince Guaraldi Trio
No substitutions until next year. Great 48 put that lump of coal in your stocking...
When you get a chance look through your trove of New Barbarians boots. Did they ever cover "Run Rudolph Run" at any of their gigs?
Awaiting anxiously,
E. Pluribus
P.S. Monkey Grip's FINALLY been reissued on CD, by the Japs of course!
"A Christmas Gift for You" (The Phil Spector Christmas Album) was released on November 22, 1963, the day JFK was assassinated.
Ignited, damn.
Maybe a topic for a thread there mockcarr.
"Worst/Best rhyming couplet in rock."
I can forgive Mr Townsend this one, as his genius shines through elsewhere, but not really a great Christmas song.
C.
I can live with my JB number being shot down, but HVB noted my second choice, "Go Power At Christmas", which is a true winner and as good as anything on the list above.
Otis Redding's version of "White Christmas" is a killer. The Ramones' "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight)" belongs with the the dysfunctional Christmas classics.
The best one I've heard from the last few years is The Sea Navy's "The Truth About Christmas". The chorus is "Christmas is a time to get a lot of stuff" and it clocks in at under two minutes. What more could anybody want? It's available here: http://theseanavy.com/holidays.htm
Mod disapprovingly mentioned the XTC Christmas entries. I'll throw out two disappointments of my own: "Christmas Bop" by T. Rex, which sounds like something Bolan would have done for The Muppet Show, and Wizzard's "Rock and Roll Christmas", which sounds like...well, it sounds like a Wizzard Christmas song, actually. Maybe that one's not a disappointment.
HVB, do you have a take on Prince's "Another Lonely Christmas"? I actually kinda like that one, but it's almost seven friggin' minutes long, which tends not to go over well.
After hearing all the great stuff in the Baby Flamehead post, I now really want there to be a Big Mess Orchestra version of my favorite traditional Christmas song, O Holy Night. Which, I learned around this time last year, may have been the first song broadcast over radio.
I had forgotten about "Another Lonely Christmas", that's a good one.
By the way, Oats, I really think that "A Child's Christmas in Wales would have been a nice touch here, so we'll look for that one in 09!
Big second on "Little Saint Nick." Also second on "Christmas Wrapping."
Ah, finally some sanity here. I'm very happy to see these seconded.
I'll second "Run Rudolph Run" before Berylant suggests those damn XTC Christmas songs.
Well I actually forgot to nominate XTC (ala The Three Wise Men)'s "Thanks for Christmas", though I won't be too disappointed if it doesn't make it. That single's B-side, "Countdown to Christmas Party Time", on the other hand, is definitely a big ol' pile of suckage.
Was Berlyant also behind that Waitresses song? Man, I get sick of that in a hurry.
Guilty as charged!
1. "Santa Claus is Back In Town" -- Elvis Presley
2. "Run Rudolph Run" --Chuck Berry
3. "Little Saint Nick" -- The Beach Boys
4. "Christmas In Suburbia" -- Martin Newell
5. "Father Christmas" -- The Kinks
6. "Christmas Wrapping" -- The Waitresses
7. "Sleigh Ride" -- The Ventures
8."Blue Christmas" -- Elvis Presley
9. "Fairytale of New York" -- The Pogues with Kirsty MacColl
10. "Please Come Home For Christmas" -- Charles Brown
11. "2000 Miles" -- Pretenders
12. "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)" -- The Plastic Ono Band
13. "Jesus Christ" -- Big Star
14. "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" -- Darlene Love
15. "Christmas Time Is Here" -- Vince Guaraldi Trio
Vinyl types: the side break is between tracks 7 and 8.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Merry+Christmas/
I found the box that has the end of my Stones bootlegs in jewel cases, which includes my Keith Richards solo section. That means it's been three years since I played Keith's Talk Is Cheap album. That's just fantastic. It sounds like a million bucks, too. I think it's one of the best rock recordings ever. I don't let Monkey Grip anywhere near it.
And one from Paul Kelly, Australian singer-songwriter. It's actually more about Boxing Day but catches the Australian seasonal mood very nicely. The first verse goes:
It's been a hard hard year, pushing shit up hill
But shit happens all the time and I guess it always will
Now the days are getting long, Summer's on it's way
And I can't wait for Christmas time, beacuse the day after is Boxing Day
And You'll know where to find me, ten rows back at the M.C.G
Right behind the bowler's arm
It's called Behind the Bowler's Arm. The MCG is a 100,000 seat stadium in Melbourne and every Boxing Day a five-day cricket match kicks off there. Sometimes five days isn't enough to settle things and the match ends in a draw. Or is rained out.
And if you are not at the MCG on Boxing Day, chances you are at the beach listening to the cricket.
Merry Christmas, whatever your sport!
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