Dec 312007
 

I hope you play along with 2007’s final edition of Dugout Chatter. If you don’t know how it works, just share your gut answers to the following questions and you can’t go wrong!

What band or album that you’d previously not cared for or got finally hit you in 2007? In other words, what was your most significant “rock conversion moment” of the year?

I’m trying to remember the name of a 1-hit wonder circa 1980 who was formerly a roadie for The Who. I seem to recall an American flag guitar and a gray pompadour. I’m almost certain it’s not Jon Butcher Axis I have in mind. Who is this artist whose name I cannot remember?

Solo or coda?

Here’s one for the musicians (of any ilk – don’t be unnecessarily humble): When you’re being introduced to a new song by a songwriter, what parts of the song and/or which fellow musician do you typically key in on?

How long of an instrumental intro to a song should be allowed before the song has to “declare” itself an instrumental? Think of Television’s “Little Johnny Jewel”, for instance: by the time the vocals enter, do you think to yourself, “Why bother?”

What’s your favorite song by a fictional band?

What musician’s onstage beverage most recently made you sit up and take notice?
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Dec 312007
 

There’s a lot of music I don’t like – and damming faults that I find with a range of artists, but while deciding to look into whatever became of Billy Squier, I stumbled across what might be the worst song in the history of rock. Perhaps some of you know it, “Lady With a Tenor Sax”, a collaboration between Squier and Freddie Mercury.


What the hell motivated this? How much coke must these guys have done before lowering their inhibitions enough to crank out something this lame? If the song itself isn’t bad enough, try reading through the lyrics. Continue reading »

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Dec 312007
 


One of the many super powers yielded by your very own The Back Office is the ability to review the internet search terms that resulted in hits to this digital rock refuge of ours. Sadly, it wasn’t until I started to put this together that I found out that the system only archives the previous 623 search terms, which isn’t even two weeks worth.

But still, here’s a choice selection from the previous 623:

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Dec 302007
 


One year comes to a close, another is about to begin. Let’s hear your 2008 Rock Prognostications. Here are a few of my own:

  • Keith Richards will live through the year.
  • An Amy Winehouse sex tape will make the rounds.
  • David Lee Roth will be kicked out of Van Halen.
  • Lily Allen will become a spokesperson for Jenny Craig.
  • Rock Town Hall will revive discussion of Love’s Forever Changes, causing Mr. Mod to launch into his tired “music for bullfighting” charge.
  • David Bowie and Elvis Costello will reissue their back catalogs. Subsequently, Townsman Berlyant will detail his 28 “Top 5” Costello albums while many other Townsmen struggle to separate their homophobia from their astute rock criticism regarding Bowie.
  • Townspeople alone will be mystified by the induction of Dave Clark 5 into the Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame; the rest of the world will carry on.
  • Klaus Voorman will get permission from his “better half” to answer our piercing set of questions we sent him about 6 weeks ago.

I look forward to your own prognostications.

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Dec 302007
 

Graciously extended until we change our minds!

The Back Office sporting the new RTH Tee

Due to moderate demand, the Rock Town Hall t-shirt is a reality. We are using Zazzle.com whose quality is inches above Cafe Press. Although shy of silkscreen quality, these tees are pretty fine all things considered. Note that once you’ve selected a product that you have quite a number of shirt options.

This tee is a limited 2007 edition and identifies you as a full-fledged Townsman (or Townswoman) “since 2007.” This special offer is only available through December 31, 2007.

But wait! There’s more! If you act now…actually there isn’t any more. That’s it.

Buy Now! http://www.zazzle.com/rocktownhall
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Dec 272007
 


I wish I could find the hi-def broadcast version of this guest appearance by Amy Winehouse with The Rolling Stones at the 2007 Isle of Wight Festival. It’s really bad, and the camera crew on the hi-def broadcast picked up some very telling looks of varying emotions from the musicians:

  • An embarrassed glance between that keyboard guy, Chuck Leavell (?), and the Bill Wyman replacement bassist
  • Keef and Ron discussing real estate in the Bahamas while tossing off beginner blues licks that had nothing to do with the lame performance of the song
  • Amy-as-desparate-fangirl, clutching to her sole snack sack of tricks in full knowledge of how badly she was being exposed (no wonder she’s throwing down all those drugs)
  • Mick as Alpha Bitch, blind to how bad the whole scene is, wholly focused on putting on his show, not getting distracted by thoughts of the days when a real guest star could step onstage to match moves with him. Oh, Tina!

If anyone finds a clip of the hi-def broadcast version, please send it our way. Thanks!

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Dec 272007
 

Today I’d like to take a few minutes to reflect on the voices that have made Rock Town Hall interesting and fun over the past year.

As you know, any monkey with a keyboard and an Internet connection can throw up a blog and spout off on whatever subject he or she would like you to believe matters. Fair enough. We do this every day. However, it’s not so much how right we are that matters as it is whether we’ve built a foundation on which to bullshit. Who among Townspeople who’ve launched a Main Stage has not felt the disappointment of a seemingly surefire conversation starter that went nowhere?

Other times a self-described “hit and run” post on a busy day leads to fruitful, unexpectedly passionate banter of the sort most of us don’t get out of coworkers and other everyday squares, maaaannnnn.

In fact, it’s the beyond-our-wildest-dreams comments that make this place worth my time and effort. Continue reading »

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