
UPDATED: The tracks KingEd initially received for review were in the wrong order. His review has been reordered to reflect the proper sequencing. Some of his comments may now be out of context but, he assures us, “no less valid.”
You may click the title of this post to swing on over to a streaming version of this album courtesy of our friends at Phawker. Whether you listen along or not, I encourage you to let my real-time thoughts on this album sink deep into your being. There’s enough crap music made every year without the need for retro-crap of this magnitude.
“Blind Mary”: Here’s a “cute” number about stalking a blind girl named Mary. How sweet! This one has that digital approximation of the ’60s Ed Sullivan sound, which seems to be this band’s bread and butter when not doing the Night at the Roxbury party music. I’m really feeling nostalgic for that “Groove Is in the Heart” band, Lisa Stansfield, and other late-’80s/early-’90s British imports that delivered watered down versions of half-decent American dance-pop music. Damn, I know these two guys aren’t British, but they water down half-decent music with the best of any trendy Brits over the last 20 years. Bring back Fine Young Cannibals, pronto! At least those guys knew how to finish what they start. This is yet another song that just conks out after the initial ideas are introduced in the first 30 seconds.
“She Knows”: Now Gnarls dials up a Bacharach/David vibe! Chattering electronic beats threaten to come to the fore. There’s some kind of digital hiss all over the vocals. Why? Or is this a drum machine’s idea of playing the snare with brushes? More Ikea Music. Let’s make out.
“No Time Soon”: Is this a Harry Belafonte number? It’s kind of folky, but now it’s threatening to open up into a Fifth Dimension-style stoned soul picnic. Yes, that’s where we’re headed, load into the Way-Back Machine, digital style, meaning we’re slated to hear the same damn electric drum beats rather than the studio majesty of a Hal Blaine. This is Ikea Music, for practical living!
“Whatever”: What’s this, Gnarls Barkley’s take on garage rock? I can confidently say this one doesn’t suck, but here’s a little word of advice: garage rock works much better when there’s a fuzz guitar or overdriven Farfisa/Vox organ driving through the proceedings. Otherwise, why bother?
“Who’s Gonna Save My Soul”: All right, we’re getting into some mournful soul saving and coffee table soul! The singer just pronounced the “t” in often. Man, that’s a pet peeve of mine! “Who’s gonna save my soul, now? I wonder if I’m gonna grow old, now…” This, my friends, is SOUL music, or at least what we think it should be when we’re not really paying attention.
“Run (I’m a Natural Disaster)”: What the hell is this, Spencer Davis Group’s “I’m a Man” done Alvin and the Chipmunks style? Slow down, dudes. Like Col. Steve Austin once said, “She’s breaking up!” I’m curious to hear from people who dig hearing the constant chattering of electronic hi-hits, as featured in this song.
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