{"id":10527,"date":"2011-11-29T20:01:57","date_gmt":"2011-11-30T01:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/?p=10527"},"modified":"2011-11-29T21:50:25","modified_gmt":"2011-11-30T02:50:25","slug":"to-the-dark-side-selling-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/to-the-dark-side-selling-out\/","title":{"rendered":"To The Dark Side: Selling Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Anakin Skywalker<\/strong> never had a chance. Fawned over and treated as something special since a child, he became a somewhat churlish and petty, albeit supremely talented, young man who was vulnerable to the seductive promises of an older and evil mentor. Sure, we were led to believe that Anakin was merely trying to save his wife, but we know the truth\u2014he sold out his principles for wealth, power, and the cool black uniforms and helmets that became his daily garb. So what if it cost a few limbs, most of his skin, and an internal organ or two? It was worth it\u2014he was a superstar for the Dark Side and the ride was great for a while. Stuff like this happens to rock stars too&#8230;<!--nextpage-->Few rockers had so much promise around the turn of the 1970s as <strong>Rod Stewart<\/strong>. Blessed with an unmistakable voice and real songwriting ability, Rod the Mod began releasing solo albums in 1969 after a couple of acclaimed years as<strong> Jeff Beck<\/strong>&#8216;s lead singer. At roughly the same time, he became the lead singer for the <strong>Faces <\/strong>(now without <strong>Steve Marriott <\/strong>and no longer carrying the <em>Small<\/em> prefix). Rod&#8217;s first two albums, <em>An Old Raincoat Won&#8217;t Ever Let You Down<\/em> (<em>The Rod Stewart Album<\/em> in the US) and <em>Gasoline Alley<\/em>, were fine efforts with a enjoyable mix of originals and well-chosen covers. Not only was Rod in fine form vocally, but his backing band (a mix of the Faces and other fine English notables) backed him to the hilt with music that was spirited and just loose enough to be fun. Reviewers gave these records fulsome praise and Rod was on his way.<\/p>\n<p>The year 1971 was very good for Stewart. His excellent third album\u00a0<em>Every Picture Tells a Story<\/em> became a platinum breakthrough smash and to this day remains very high on &#8220;greatest albums&#8221; lists. Not only was &#8220;Maggie May&#8221; a #1 Billboard hit for five weeks (as well as topping the charts in the UK and elsewhere), but several other songs (the title cut, &#8220;Reason to Believe&#8221;, &#8220;Mandolin Wind&#8221;, and &#8220;I Know I&#8217;m Losing You&#8221;) quickly became FM staples and even after four decades still get lots of airplay on Classic Rock stations. If all this wasn&#8217;t enough, &#8220;Stay With Me&#8221; from the Faces&#8217; <em>A Nod Is as Good as a Wink&#8230; to a Blind Horse<\/em> also became an FM must-play as well as breaking into the Billboard Top 20. Rod&#8217;s presence pushed the Faces&#8217; album to #6 on the Billboard album charts.<\/p>\n<p>After 1972&#8217;s <em>Never a Dull Moment<\/em>, something happened. Rod&#8217;s records\u2014both solo and with the Faces\u2014became spottier as he immersed himself in the perks of stardom. Over the next few years he became a tax exile in the US, dumped the Faces, began using increasing-faceless (pun intended) backing on his records, and dallied around with the exquisitely-untalented\u00a0erstwhile\u00a0Bond girl <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/24.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lfgdjsLRda1qza44xo1_500.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Britt Ekland<\/a><\/strong>. That nasty old Dark Side was pulling on Rod and he never really tried to resist. By 1978, his journey into evil was complete. Stewarts&#8217;s hit singles were devolving into self-parody. He should never have stooped to being a sad copy of <strong>Mick Jagger<\/strong>, but he did so with impunity with the Stones-ish &#8220;Hot Legs.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/AHcjjxYbgNM?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><!--nextpage-->It would get worse. Rod lovingly embraced the cooling corpse of disco in 1979 with the worldwide smasheroonie &#8220;Do Ya Think I&#8217;m Sexy?&#8221; If the synth-heavy mechano-beat wasn&#8217;t enough of a trial for rock and roll lovers, there was also the tawdry ego-fest video&#8230;<\/p><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Hphwfq1wLJs?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><p>Rod was on top of the world, but his reputation with those who cherished and lionized him a scant seven years earlier was shot. About this time the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/index.php\/adolescent-rock-conspiracy-theories\/\" target=\"_blank\">urban legend<\/a> of Stewart having a quart of semen <a title=\"pumped from his stomach\" href=\"http:\/\/urbanlegends.about.com\/cs\/celebrities\/a\/stomach_pump.htm\">pumped from his stomach<\/a> began to circulate. <em>Rolling Stone<\/em> magazine wrote in 1980&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Rarely has a singer had as full and unique a talent as Rod Stewart; rarely has anyone betrayed his talent so completely. Once the most compassionate presence in music, he has become a bilious self-parody \u2014 and sells more records than ever&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-10536\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/index.php\/to-the-dark-side-selling-out\/rodthemod\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10536 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/rodthemod.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"420\" height=\"518\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/rodthemod.jpg 420w, https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/rodthemod-243x300.jpg 243w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-10536\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/index.php\/to-the-dark-side-selling-out\/rodthemod\/\"><\/a>I could go on about Rod&#8217;s declining success in the 1980s and beyond, including his toying with New Wave, synthpop, and American song standards, but suffice it to say that despite his current status as an Elder Statesman of rock and roll, his reputation with rock fans has never been fully rehabilitated. Rod is massively wealthy and he&#8217;s a sought-after celebrity to this day, but the Dark Side still holds him and it doesn&#8217;t appear that he&#8217;ll ever break free.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>What other rock Anakins have sold out to the Dark Side?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/index.php\/battle-royale-round-8-rod-stewart-vs-the-1976\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Previously<\/em>&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<nav class=\"page-links\"><strong>Pages:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/to-the-dark-side-selling-out\/\" class=\"post-page-numbers\"><span class=\"page-num\">1<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/to-the-dark-side-selling-out\/2\/\" class=\"post-page-numbers\"><span class=\"page-num\">2<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/to-the-dark-side-selling-out\/3\/\" class=\"post-page-numbers\"><span class=\"page-num\">3<\/span><\/a><\/nav>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anakin Skywalker never had a chance. Fawned over and treated as something special since a child, he became a somewhat churlish and petty, albeit supremely talented, young man who was vulnerable to the seductive promises of an older and evil mentor. 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