{"id":1072,"date":"2007-12-17T00:58:33","date_gmt":"2007-12-17T05:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/last-man-erect-pornified-album-titles\/"},"modified":"2015-07-24T12:42:15","modified_gmt":"2015-07-24T16:42:15","slug":"last-man-erect-pornified-album-titles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/last-man-erect-pornified-album-titles\/","title":{"rendered":"Last Man Erect: Pornified Album Titles"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" title=\"\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/blogs\/rth\/img_7.jpg\" width=\"322\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_legend\">Not a porno album title per se, but the goddamn <strong>sexiest<\/strong> album cover in the history of rock and roll music!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>Are you ready to get into the swing of things?<\/em><!--more--><br \/>\n<img title=\"\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/hotrockslogo.png\" \/><br \/>\nTo help us loosen up and <strong>swing<\/strong> with this new direction of Rock Town Hall, I thought I&#8217;d propose a novel edition of our ongoing &#8220;Last Man Standing&#8221; series. What I&#8217;m looking for are famous rock album titles that are either already <strong>unwitting porno titles<\/strong>, or to which you&#8217;ve applied your devilishly clever wit to <strong>pornify<\/strong> them. So, for example, you would get full marks for <em>Blonde On Blonde<\/em> in the unwitting porno title category and full marks for, oh, <em>Porn In the USA<\/em> or <em>Rub &#8216;er Hole<\/em> in the witty reconstruction category.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what you get the <strong>RTH raspberry<\/strong> for: album titles that are already, clearly, purposely pornified: <em>F*ck Like a Beast<\/em> or <em>Sticky Fingers<\/em>, for example. You also get <strong>RTH demerits<\/strong> for just changing the word &#8220;rock&#8221; to &#8220;cock.&#8221; <em>Lastly, please avoid the temptation to stroke your beard thoughtfully, tamp your rock intellectual pipe, and orate about the sexy origins of the term &#8220;rock and roll.&#8221;<\/em> Enough already!<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s begin!<\/p>\n<p><em>Between the Buttplugs<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not a porno album title per se, but the goddamn sexiest album cover in the history of rock and roll music! Are you ready to get into the swing of things?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[64,55],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1072"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1072\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}