{"id":15912,"date":"2012-10-10T09:52:40","date_gmt":"2012-10-10T13:52:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/?p=15912"},"modified":"2012-10-10T11:15:08","modified_gmt":"2012-10-10T15:15:08","slug":"boo-mr-koobas-drummer-guy-you-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/boo-mr-koobas-drummer-guy-you-suck\/","title":{"rendered":"Boo, Mr. Koobas Drummer Guy! You Suck!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Click here to see just how awful Mr. Koobas Drummer Guy was<\/a><\/p>\n

Really, Mr. Koobas Drummer Guy? Really? You couldn’t bring yourself to at least pretend that you were rocking out with as much joyous abandon as your bandmates? You couldn’t take advantage of the fact that you didn’t actually have to play<\/em> anything? You could have pretended to twirl your sticks, or play the drums with your feet, or at least bite your rockin’ lower lip every once in a while. Look at your band mates, Mr. Koobas Drummer Guy. Check out the bassist, throwing down some serious dance steps and — for Christ’s sake, he’s acting out the freaking lyrics back there! The weird blonde guitar player has got a shit-eating grin plastered across his face, and has — holy shit, what was that?!<\/em>\u00a0Did he just stop playing in order to bust a major Carnaby Street fop\/dandy move? Singer dude has the serious rock lip biting ‘tude down cold, keeping the band from flying out of conceptual control. But you, Koobas Drummer Guy — you’re terrible. Where’s your energy? Do you even care about the song you’re pretending to play? Sheezus, you’re awful. Just hang it up, Mr. Koobas Drummer Guy. You suck. You’re ruining it for everybody. Booooo!<\/p>\n

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Click here to see just how awful Mr. Koobas Drummer Guy was Really, Mr. Koobas Drummer Guy? Really? You couldn’t bring yourself to at least pretend that you were rocking out with as much joyous abandon as your bandmates? You couldn’t take advantage of the fact that you didn’t actually have to play anything? You […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[24],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15912"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15912"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15912\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}