{"id":16791,"date":"2012-12-03T17:41:42","date_gmt":"2012-12-03T22:41:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/?p=16791"},"modified":"2012-12-03T18:10:51","modified_gmt":"2012-12-03T23:10:51","slug":"choose-sides-mc-hammers-gangsta-rap-masterpiece-pumps-in-a-bump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/choose-sides-mc-hammers-gangsta-rap-masterpiece-pumps-in-a-bump\/","title":{"rendered":"CHOOSE SIDES! MC Hammer&#8217;s Gangsta Rap Masterpiece &#8220;Pumps and a Bump&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This ought to be easy. All you have to do is pick one of the two options laid out below, from one-time children&#8217;s action figure model and occasional televangelist MC Hammer.<\/p>\n<p>As always, it helps your cause to list a reason or two for your preference.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Version A:<\/strong>\u00a0Lots of gangsta ho&#8217;s eagerly shakin&#8217; they booty \u2014 but be warned: the price of admission to Hammer&#8217;s pool party is never being able to un-see the MC&#8217;s wedding tackle, barely restrained by his tasteful, zebra-striped banana hammock. Believe me, he makes darn sure you never forget it.<\/p><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KZqG3f-jhqg?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><p><strong>Version B:<\/strong> No tits, no ass, and no Hammer-wang. But much better choreography!<\/p>\n<iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QsunEfZFG1Y?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe>\n<p>So what&#8217;s it going to be? A or B?<\/p>\n<p>I look forward to your responses.<\/p>\n<p>HVB<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This ought to be easy. All you have to do is pick one of the two options laid out below, from one-time children&#8217;s action figure model and occasional televangelist MC Hammer. As always, it helps your cause to list a reason or two for your preference. Version A:\u00a0Lots of gangsta ho&#8217;s eagerly shakin&#8217; they booty <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/choose-sides-mc-hammers-gangsta-rap-masterpiece-pumps-in-a-bump\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[94,211],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16791"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}