{"id":1701,"date":"2008-09-23T22:46:24","date_gmt":"2008-09-24T02:46:24","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2008-09-23T22:46:24","modified_gmt":"2008-09-23T22:46:24","slug":"party-s-over-records-that-clear-the-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/party-s-over-records-that-clear-the-room\/","title":{"rendered":"Party&#8217;s Over: Records That Clear the Room"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/blogs\/rth\/residents.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"357\" height=\"357\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_legend\">Get the message?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>We&#8217;ve all been there. The party&#8217;s long over. A couple of guests don&#8217;t seem to notice that you&#8217;ve been yawning for a half hour while beginning the task of straightening up a bit before hitting the sack and resuming clean up in the morning. It&#8217;s time to leave, but you can&#8217;t just tell your friends to scram. Instead, you pull out that special album that hips even the most oblivious houseguest that it&#8217;s time to go home. <strong><em>What&#8217;s your ace-in-the-hole room-clearing record?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get the message? We&#8217;ve all been there. The party&#8217;s long over. A couple of guests don&#8217;t seem to notice that you&#8217;ve been yawning for a half hour while beginning the task of straightening up a bit before hitting the sack and resuming clean up in the morning. It&#8217;s time to leave, but you can&#8217;t just <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/party-s-over-records-that-clear-the-room\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}