{"id":17328,"date":"2013-02-03T16:59:44","date_gmt":"2013-02-03T21:59:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/?p=17328"},"modified":"2013-02-03T17:41:41","modified_gmt":"2013-02-03T22:41:41","slug":"your-space-for-commentary-on-the-least-rocking-super-bowl-entertainment-package-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/your-space-for-commentary-on-the-least-rocking-super-bowl-entertainment-package-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Space for Commentary on the Least-Rocking Super Bowl Entertainment Package Ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/lewiscrying.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-17329\" alt=\"lewiscrying\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/lewiscrying.jpg\" width=\"384\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/lewiscrying.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/lewiscrying-300x140.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>OK, so Super Bowl XLVII&#8217;s extravaganza doesn&#8217;t promise much kick-ass rock &#8216;n roll or sweet soul music entertainment value for our demographic, but if the other 2 women from <strong>Destiny&#8217;s Child<\/strong> have kept in half the shape of <strong>Beyonc\u00e9<\/strong> the halftime show promises to be <em>BOOTYLICIOUS<\/em>.<\/p>\n<iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/IyYnnUcgeMc?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe>\n<p>Normal, with-it people are speculating whether <strong>Jay-Z<\/strong> will appear onstage with his woman. <em>Uh-huh. Yeah<\/em>&#8230; I&#8217;m anticipating\/dreading an appearance by <strong>Stevie Nicks<\/strong>, flying in on a Welsh broom.<\/p>\n<p>Someone&#8217;s going to have to pretend to play the sampled riff from that godawful Nicks song. Who&#8217;s it going to be? <a title=\"Kravitz!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/all-star-jam-rock-town-hall-facebook-page-style\" target=\"_blank\">Lenny Kravitz<\/a>? <a title=\"Navarro!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/your-moment-of-douchebag\" target=\"_blank\">Dave Navarro<\/a>? <a title=\"Buckingham!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/choose-sides-lindsey-buckingham\" target=\"_blank\">Lindsey Buckingham<\/a>? Our nation&#8217;s go-to mixed-race symbol of post-Hendrix guitar cool for the masses, Slash?<\/p>\n<p>Long before the halftime show, to help raise our collective sense of patriotism, did I read correctly that <strong>Alicia Keys<\/strong> is singing the National Anthem? You <em><a title=\"Obama's on Fire!\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=u5ob1FJVg6I\" target=\"_blank\">know<\/a><\/em> what I&#8217;m talking about, <strong>geo<\/strong>! Find a role for my other homegirl <a title=\"Eve!\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sWUV71G5W8g&amp;list=PLE4E16E2B9680351B\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Eve<\/strong><\/a> to ensure that I salute the flag!<\/p>\n<p>I bet some of you have more to say on this historic event than I can muster at the moment. Let it all hang out: Jesus, deer antler spray, <a title=\"Harbowl\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/the-harbowl-of-rock\" target=\"_blank\">Harbowl<\/a>&#8230; This is the NFL. This is Super Bowl Sunday. This is America. God is never wrong!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, so Super Bowl XLVII&#8217;s extravaganza doesn&#8217;t promise much kick-ass rock &#8216;n roll or sweet soul music entertainment value for our demographic, but if the other 2 women from Destiny&#8217;s Child have kept in half the shape of Beyonc\u00e9 the halftime show promises to be BOOTYLICIOUS. Normal, with-it people are speculating whether Jay-Z will appear <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/your-space-for-commentary-on-the-least-rocking-super-bowl-entertainment-package-ever\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17328"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}