{"id":1822,"date":"2008-11-24T12:10:29","date_gmt":"2008-11-24T17:10:29","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2008-12-12T13:49:36","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T13:49:36","slug":"analyze-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/analyze-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Analyze THIS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[dm]x29c6p_guns-n-roses-november-rain_music[\/dm]<\/p>\n<p>In an effort to jump-start the critically important deconstruction of Guns N&#8217; Roses&#8217; late-period video output, I&#8217;ve taken the liberty of posting the mini-film that provides visual accompaniment to their hit, &#8220;Cold November Rain.&#8221;  It is Rock Town Hall&#8217;s hope that willing Townspeople will step forward with insightful observations and analyses, so that we may better understand what exactly is going on here.<\/p>\n<p>Specific questions that deserve answers include, but are not limited to:<\/p>\n<p>1.  In the opening minute alone, Axl is transported thrice while playing piano:  from a concert hall, to the inside of the church where he is to be married, to the barren wasteland of the American West.  In considering this metaphorical statement about the vagaries of fame, the emptiness of love, and the meaninglessness of existence, I ask:  why is he wearing a bandana when he isn&#8217;t actually bald?  Isn&#8217;t that why rock stars usually turn to the bandana?<\/p>\n<p>2.  &#8220;It&#8217;s hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain.&#8221;  Compare and contrast with the statement &#8220;Every rose has its thorn,&#8221; making, if you wish, specific reference to life-changing events in your personal history.<\/p>\n<p>3.  The cigarette dangling precariously from the lip:  explain its role in rock imagery in general, and as a specific counterpoint to Axl&#8217;s pussy-ass power balladeering.<\/p>\n<p>4.  How many weddings were celebrated after this video was released, in which slightly paunchy, balding men stuffed themselves into Edwardian military waistcoats, and waggled pinky fingers newly adorned with adamantine elven-rings?  I&#8217;m just askin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>As always, I look forward to your comments.<\/p>\n<p>HVB<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[dm]x29c6p_guns-n-roses-november-rain_music[\/dm] In an effort to jump-start the critically important deconstruction of Guns N&#8217; Roses&#8217; late-period video output, I&#8217;ve taken the liberty of posting the mini-film that provides visual accompaniment to their hit, &#8220;Cold November Rain.&#8221; It is Rock Town Hall&#8217;s hope that willing Townspeople will step forward with insightful observations and analyses, so that we <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/analyze-this\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[34],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1822"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1822"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1822\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}