{"id":18776,"date":"2013-05-10T10:24:25","date_gmt":"2013-05-10T14:24:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/?p=18776"},"modified":"2013-05-10T12:50:16","modified_gmt":"2013-05-10T16:50:16","slug":"final-answers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/final-answers\/","title":{"rendered":"Final Answers"},"content":{"rendered":"<iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mI5ijh15OYg?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe>\n<p>At times of turmoil and change (or just a crappy work week), it can be good to know that there are some definitive answers to life&#8217;s musical questions. I would like to thank <strong>Roz Chast<\/strong> for proposing the first 3 in a recent <em>New Yorker<\/em> cartoon:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Nan McGillicuddy let the dogs out.<\/li>\n<li>The flowers all went to Passaic.<\/li>\n<li>We can&#8217;t do it in the road because it just got paved.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I did some research and consultation, and was able to determine 3 additional Final Answers:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>No, I&#8217;ve never been mellow.<\/li>\n<li>Peace, love and understanding aren&#8217;t funny at all.<\/li>\n<li>The rain will stop by itself.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><em>What other Final Answers do you have?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At times of turmoil and change (or just a crappy work week), it can be good to know that there are some definitive answers to life&#8217;s musical questions. I would like to thank Roz Chast for proposing the first 3 in a recent New Yorker cartoon: Nan McGillicuddy let the dogs out. The flowers all <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/final-answers\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1838,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[125],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18776"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1838"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18776\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}