{"id":20043,"date":"2013-09-21T15:00:56","date_gmt":"2013-09-21T19:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/?p=20043"},"modified":"2013-09-18T23:34:15","modified_gmt":"2013-09-19T03:34:15","slug":"rock-town-halls-saturday-night-shut-in-b-ware","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/rock-town-halls-saturday-night-shut-in-b-ware\/","title":{"rendered":"Rock Town Hall&#8217;s <em>Saturday Night Shut-In<\/em>: B-ware!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_20050\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/orangesinglesbox.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-20050\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-20050 \" alt=\"Traveling through time and space...the orange singles box!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/orangesinglesbox.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/orangesinglesbox.jpg 889w, https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/orangesinglesbox-277x300.jpg 277w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-20050\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Traveling through time and space&#8230;the orange singles box!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but as righteous a practice as I know it is, I&#8217;ve never been obsessive about flipping a 45 over and checking out the B-side.\u00a0Part of it may be my Darwinian leanings. Why should I get too worked up about &#8220;sloppy seconds?&#8221; Part of it may be because I like to act cool and later be surprised. Eventually I will get around to checking out the B-side, even it it takes me 40-some years, as was the case this past week.<\/p>\n<p>While completing the digital transfer of the plastic orange singles box I&#8217;ve dragged through time and space, I decided to burn a lot of the B-sides as well as the better-loved sides. In some cases, I aborted the burn in mid-song. The B-side to &#8220;The Hustle,&#8221; for instance, was the lowest form of disco-era clock punching ever put to tape. &#8220;The A-side is going to buy us some swimming pools,&#8221; I imagined <strong>Van McCoy<\/strong> saying to his session players, &#8220;the B-side can skim for bugs and leaves!&#8221; I forget the name of the B-side. It was so bad it wasn&#8217;t even funny.<\/p>\n<p>There are singles I&#8217;ve bought by favorite artists in their prime that I couldn&#8217;t wait to flip over: <strong>Elvis Costello &amp; the Attractions<\/strong>&#8216; singles from my teenage years, for instance, always delivered the goods. The flipside of <strong>Dave Edmunds<\/strong>&#8216; version of &#8220;Girls Talk,&#8221; the Graham Parker-penned &#8220;Creature From the Black Lagoon,&#8221; is another one I couldn&#8217;t wait to hear\u2014for good reason, as it turned out.<\/p>\n<p>Then there are singles I&#8217;ve bought specifically for the hit song on the A-side, often by a 1-hit wonder or an artist whose <em>deep cutz<\/em> I have learned to put no stock in. Take <strong>Elton John<\/strong>. Long ago I realized that anything that&#8217;s not worthy of appearing on his <em>Greatest Hits<\/em> albums has not been worth my time. I&#8217;ve bought a couple of full Elton John albums over the years, and the album cuts never stick with me. The last thing I need to do is check out the B-side to &#8220;Someone Saved My My Life Tonight,&#8221; which come to think of it must have slipped from my orange singles box into another space in the cabinet in which I&#8217;ve loaded 45s, cassettes, DAT tapes, and other oddities.<\/p>\n<p>What I&#8217;ve learned while burning singles over the past couple of weeks is that it is wise to B-ware the B-side. In some cases, I discovered or was reminded of a relative gem. In others, I thanked my lucky stars that I escaped childhood relatively untraumatized from ever having heard the lesser side.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/RTH-Saturday-Night-Shut-In-115.mp3\">RTH Saturday Night Shut-In 115<\/a><\/p>\n<p>[Note: You can\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/index.php\/feed\/\" target=\"_blank\">add\u00a0<em>Saturday Night Shut-In<\/em>\u00a0episodes to your iTunes by clicking here<\/a>. The\u00a0<a href=\"feed:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/index.php\/feed\/\" target=\"_blank\">Rock Town Hall feed<\/a>\u00a0will enable you to easily download\u00a0<em>Saturday Night Shut-In<\/em>\u00a0episodes to your digital music player.]<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.mixcloud.com\/widget\/iframe\/?feed=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mixcloud.com%2FMrModerator%2Frth-saturday-night-shut-in-episode-115-b-ware%2F&amp;show_tracklist=&amp;stylecolor=&amp;hide_artwork=&amp;mini=&amp;embed_type=widget_standard&amp;embed_uuid=568783b1-75be-476b-a464-c1445f329563&amp;hide_cover=\" height=\"200\" width=\"200\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear: both; height: 3px; width: 192px;\"><\/div>\n<p style=\"display: block; font-size: 12px; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; margin: 0; padding: 3px 4px; color: #02a0c7; width: 192px;\"><a style=\"color: #02a0c7; font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mixcloud.com\/MrModerator\/rth-saturday-night-shut-in-episode-115-b-ware\/?utm_source=widget&amp;utm_medium=web&amp;utm_campaign=base_links&amp;utm_term=resource_link\" target=\"_blank\">RTH Saturday Night Shut-In, episode 115: B-ware!<\/a><span> by <\/span><a style=\"color: #02a0c7; font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mixcloud.com\/MrModerator\/?utm_source=widget&amp;utm_medium=web&amp;utm_campaign=base_links&amp;utm_term=profile_link\" target=\"_blank\">Mr Moderator<\/a><span> on <\/span><a style=\"color: #02a0c7; font-weight: bold;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mixcloud.com\/?utm_source=widget&amp;utm_medium=web&amp;utm_campaign=base_links&amp;utm_term=homepage_link\" target=\"_blank\"> Mixcloud<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but as righteous a practice as I know it is, I&#8217;ve never been obsessive about flipping a 45 over and checking out the B-side.\u00a0Part of it may be my Darwinian leanings. 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