{"id":21066,"date":"2014-02-01T20:27:33","date_gmt":"2014-02-02T01:27:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/?p=21066"},"modified":"2014-02-03T08:44:26","modified_gmt":"2014-02-03T13:44:26","slug":"super-bowl-xlviii-musical-prop-bets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/super-bowl-xlviii-musical-prop-bets\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Bowl XLVIII Musical Prop Bets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/RHCP-football.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-21068\" alt=\"RHCP football\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/RHCP-football-300x177.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"177\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/RHCP-football-300x177.png 300w, https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/RHCP-football.png 525w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A few music-related Super Bowl XLVIII prop bets to consider. I&#8217;m not an odds-maker, so I&#8217;ll leave it to you to help set the odds before making your picks&#8230;<em>after the jump<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Over\/under on Beats Music ads:<\/li>\n<li>Beats Music ad capitalizing on Richard Sherman&#8217;s post-NFC Championship Game rant:<\/li>\n<li>Billy Joel and Jay-Z perform a version of &#8220;New York State of Mind&#8221; during the pregame ceremonies:<\/li>\n<li>Jon Bon Jovi throws a bone in New Jersey&#8217;s direction, to remind everyone where the game is actually being played:<\/li>\n<li>Over\/under on number of Who songs used in ads:<\/li>\n<li>Number of times Kurt Warner&#8217;s wife will be shown in the crowd:<\/li>\n<li>Red Hot Chili Peppers reinstate John Frusciante on lead guitar minutes before kickoff:<\/li>\n<li>The broadcaster team will refer to BigSteve&#8217;s most-anticipated musical event of the coming week, the 50th anniversary of the Beatles&#8217; first performance on the Ed Sullivan Show.<\/li>\n<li>Broadcasters will make a &#8220;Born to Run&#8221; reference following the first big run from scrimmage by Marshawn Lynch:<\/li>\n<li>Bruno Mars will begin his set by appearing as Fay Wray at the top of the Empire State Building, in the arms of a CGI King Kong:<\/li>\n<li>Bruno Mars will wear Mick Jagger&#8217;s football pants and knee pads:<\/li>\n<li>Bruno Mars will be joined on stage by Michael Jackson&#8217;s fake biological kids:<\/li>\n<li>Bruno Mars will whip out a guitar and play a Prince-worthy solo:<\/li>\n<li>Bruno Mars&#8217; inevitable jam session with the RHCP will make someone in your Super Bowl Party exclaim, &#8220;Man, that band would be really good if they&#8217;d ditch Kiedis and hire Mars!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>A wardrobe malfunction alert will be at Code Red as the RHCP take the stage wearing nothing but football helmets and socks:<\/li>\n<li>Anthony Kiedis will wear Mick Jagger&#8217;s football pants and knee pads:<\/li>\n<li>Flea will lean into Kiedis&#8217; mic to shout &#8220;Omaha!&#8221; before a guitar solo:<\/li>\n<li>Anthony Kiedis will appear shirtless, exposing his aging, hairless, flabby chest:<\/li>\n<li>Anthony Kiedis will remove his shirt mid-set, exposing his aging, hairless, flabby chest:<\/li>\n<li>Someone at your Super Bowl Party will remark that drummer Chad Smith looks exactly like Will Ferrell:<\/li>\n<li>Will Ferrell, as Ron Burgundy, will appear with the RHCP as the band&#8217;s second drummer:<\/li>\n<li>Anthony Kiedis will holster a guitar:<\/li>\n<li>Mick Jagger will show up to jam wearing football pants and knee pads:<\/li>\n<li>Jimmy Page and Slash will join RHCP for the &#8220;Stairway to Heaven&#8221; solo:<\/li>\n<li>Flea and Anthony Kiedis will simulate passing a joint, in honor of Washington and Colorado&#8217;s pot decriminalization:<\/li>\n<li>Flea and Anthony Kiedis will simulate a homosexual act, causing parts of the country to spin into torrents of outrage while causing Rock Town Hall types to sniff, &#8220;That&#8217;s nothing Keef and Woodie didn&#8217;t do on SNL 30-some years ago, not to mention Bowie simulating fellatio on Mick Ronson during the Spiders tour&#8221;:<\/li>\n<li>A star-studded, hip-hop aided version of &#8220;Born to Run&#8221; will be played during the closing montage of highlights from the just-completed game:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Please feel free to set odds and make your picks on any of these prop bets, and add other prop bets that I have overlooked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few music-related Super Bowl XLVIII prop bets to consider. I&#8217;m not an odds-maker, so I&#8217;ll leave it to you to help set the odds before making your picks&#8230;after the jump!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[125],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21066"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21066"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21066\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}