{"id":2110,"date":"2009-04-08T23:58:53","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T03:58:53","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2009-04-09T10:22:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T10:22:00","slug":"least-objectionable-billy-joel-song-or-n","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/least-objectionable-billy-joel-song-or-n\/","title":{"rendered":"Least Objectionable Billy Joel Song or New Shortest Post Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/blogs\/rth\/ugh.jpg\" alt=\"I envy one person in this photo...\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_legend\">What Else Do I Have To Say?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>A week or two ago, several Townspeople owned up to having seen <strong>Billy Joel<\/strong> in concert. In the spirit of those courageous admissions, I ask you: what is the <i>least objectionable<\/i> Billy Joel song? Please factor in lyrics, intent, unwarranted adoption of tough-guy persona, overall delivery, potential drunken singalongs, and that smug face of his if there was a video that went with it.<\/p>\n<p>For some of you, this may translate as &#8220;most favorite of Billy Joel&#8217;s many hit songs&#8221; and to you, I say <del>I&#8217;ll see you in hell<\/del> thank you for sharing; this is a friendly, supportive environment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What Else Do I Have To Say? A week or two ago, several Townspeople owned up to having seen Billy Joel in concert. In the spirit of those courageous admissions, I ask you: what is the least objectionable Billy Joel song? Please factor in lyrics, intent, unwarranted adoption of tough-guy persona, overall delivery, potential drunken <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/least-objectionable-billy-joel-song-or-n\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":102,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/102"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}