{"id":237,"date":"2007-02-06T22:51:32","date_gmt":"2007-02-07T03:51:32","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2008-12-17T21:56:39","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T21:56:39","slug":"dirty-mac-and-the-glory-of-yoko","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/dirty-mac-and-the-glory-of-yoko\/","title":{"rendered":"Dirty Mac and the Glory of Yoko"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Inspired by Tuesday&#8217;s poll, <strong>Townsman General Slocum<\/strong> submitted the following thoughts<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yoko<\/strong> was the tongue in the sallow cheek of that &#8220;band.&#8221; I always get a kick out of <strong>Mitch Mitchell<\/strong>, and Clapton and Lennon could easily have let me down less than they did in this setting, but like every high-school <em>let&#8217;s-play-the-blues-and-make-the-worst-guitarist-play-bass outfit<\/em> I&#8217;ve ever heard, there&#8217;s not much humor in there. And if Yoko&#8217;s sack-dance and catterwauling don&#8217;t tickle you, then wait till she gets into <strong>sodomized kitty range<\/strong>, and then look at John: the neutral, unaffected eyes of true love, hearing not a thing wrong with the dulcet warblings of his sweetie. There&#8217;s a lot going on there that is more entertaining than hearing the <strong>White Men&#8217;s Blues Society<\/strong> hammer that five on the turnaround as though they&#8217;d finally actually heard a black cat moan!<iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6GPP-ZeXNQc?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inspired by Tuesday&#8217;s poll, Townsman General Slocum submitted the following thoughts: Yoko was the tongue in the sallow cheek of that &#8220;band.&#8221; I always get a kick out of Mitch Mitchell, and Clapton and Lennon could easily have let me down less than they did in this setting, but like every high-school let&#8217;s-play-the-blues-and-make-the-worst-guitarist-play-bass outfit I&#8217;ve <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/dirty-mac-and-the-glory-of-yoko\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[105],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=237"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}