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Fellow Townspeople, please join me in congratulating Townsman Rick Massimo<\/strong> on his marriage, two days ago, to a perfectly wonderful, kind, sweet, intelligent woman. He’s lounging in the sun on the West coast of Australia right now (that’s where his wife is from), so I have my doubts he’ll be checking in on goings-on in the Hall, but…<\/p>\n Well, here’s the deal: like children’s music, most contemporary music selected to be played as part of a wedding service really, really sucks. I mean, really — how many times can you hear “Love” by John Lennon<\/strong> without realizing it’s a teeth-shatteringly saccharine greeting card of a song? I say: once! So, fellow lovers of love, I challenge you: here’s your chance to insert a song of your choice into the wedding ceremony for Townsman Rick, right after the preacher’s cautionary, hopeful message and before the vows are taken. Make sure it doesn’t suck!<\/p>\n HVB<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" HzU2UYtGKMA] Fellow Townspeople, please join me in congratulating Townsman Rick Massimo on his marriage, two days ago, to a perfectly wonderful, kind, sweet, intelligent woman. He’s lounging in the sun on the West coast of Australia right now (that’s where his wife is from), so I have my doubts he’ll be checking in on goings-on […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2489"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2489\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}