{"id":254,"date":"2007-02-11T01:26:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-11T06:26:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2009-02-08T21:57:55","modified_gmt":"2009-02-08T21:57:55","slug":"why-bash-the-grammys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/why-bash-the-grammys\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Bash the GRAMMYS?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/rocktownhall.com\/bash.swf\" width=\"350\" height=\"286\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/rocktownhall.com\/bash.swf\" \/><\/object><\/div>\n<p><em><strong><br \/>\n&#8220;Why bash the GRAMMYS?&#8221;<\/strong><\/em> We&#8217;ve been asked this of late. The GRAMMYS have never done anything to us. At a young age it was clear that the GRAMMYS would play little to no role in our rock snob lives. It was a For The Industry, By The Industry affair. Rarely did a happening band win anything. Rarely did a legendary artists win at the height of his or her powers. <strong>The Beatles<\/strong> and <strong>Stevie Wonder<\/strong> have done all right by the GRAMMYS, but <strong>Dylan<\/strong> had to get off his high horse and <em>serve somebody<\/em> before he would earn his first GRAMMY. <\/p>\n<p><strong>The Rolling Stones<\/strong>, as <strong>Townsman KingEd<\/strong> will examine, have won a mere 2 shameful GRAMMYS. U2 tops all bands in GRAMMY wins, with 22 and counting. Must be the appeal of Bono&#8217;s <strong>acceptance speeches<\/strong>, a topic that will be covered by <strong>Townswoman Crystal<\/strong>. Need I say more than <em>A Taste of Honey<\/em> to help you understand why we bash the GRAMMYS?<!--more--><br \/><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/y_BnJM_apS8?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><br \/>\nMaybe it&#8217;s just rock &#8216;n roll that doesn&#8217;t have a place in the GRAMMYS. It wouldn&#8217;t surprise me if at least 25 of conductor <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Georg_Solti\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Georg Solti&#8217;s record 31 GRAMMY Awards<\/strong><\/a> were well deserved. Any fool can tell a great <strong>cover band<\/strong> from a mediocre one. But how does one determine the worth of one U2 song recycling its standard I-IV chord structure and galloping eighth-note rhythmic bed against other at least vaguely rock songs that share little with the Bono\/Edge aesthetic? I&#8217;m all for competition of any sort, but by what criteria do musicians compete?<\/p>\n<p>Trying to imagine the unfulfilled wishes that flow through that auditorium is unsettling. Middle-aged, tuxedo-clad industry suck-ups hooping to high five with Kanye West or slipping into Elton John&#8217;s after-party. Hell, a run-in with former GRAMMY winner <strong>Darius Rucker<\/strong> wouldn&#8217;t be a bad story at the office the next day. I hope none of us ever aspires to running into Darius Rucker.<\/p>\n<p>This self-congratulatory, inherently irrelevant collection of Wannabes, Here Todays, Old Boys, and the increasingly rare Living Legends serves as a yearly reminder that rock &#8216;n roll is a loser&#8217;s game. I can&#8217;t speak for fans of jazz, hip-hop, 17th century cover bands, and the like, but nothing measures a rock &#8216;n roll fan&#8217;s misguided passion like a night watching the GRAMMYS. 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