{"id":274,"date":"2007-02-12T14:12:36","date_gmt":"2007-02-12T19:12:36","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2008-12-24T17:36:57","modified_gmt":"2008-12-24T17:36:57","slug":"first-impressions-the-apples-in-stereo-n","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/first-impressions-the-apples-in-stereo-n\/","title":{"rendered":"First Impressions: The Apples in Stereo, New Magnetic Wonder"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/users\/frankenslade\/applesnewmagwonder2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"288\" height=\"288\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Riding the coattails of the work of <strong>Townswoman Citizen Mom<\/strong>, I&#8217;m about to write a real-time review of the new album by <strong>The Apples in Stereo, <em>New Magnetic Wonder<\/em><\/strong>! After a brief backgrounder, I will advise you to strap in and prepare for what might be a bumpy ride.<\/p>\n<p>I thought Apples in Stereo were <em>cooked<\/em>! After leader <strong>Robert Schneider&#8217;s<\/strong> breakup with wife\/drummer Hilarie Sidney, I&#8217;d read he was deep in long-distance collaborations with the likes of <strong>Andy Partridge<\/strong> and Robert Pollard. I&#8217;d read he was making electro-mash-ups on his laptop. <\/p>\n<p>Like so many of you, I fell in love with <em>Tone Soul Evolution<\/em>. Sure, I was behind the curve, but it led me down the path of catching up with the Elephant 6 collective. I especially liked <strong>The Minders<\/strong>, who sounded like all the rickety &#8217;60s elements of Apples in Stereo without the dangerously overreaching ambitions. I lined up outside a local record store for the release of the Apples&#8217; follow-up album, <em>Discovery of a Moone Inside Your Ass<\/em> (or something like that). Every little overdub was placed <em>just so<\/em>. Details, details. It was retro-indie-sunshine pop made by a copy editor, or a <em>proctomusicologist<\/em>. As someone says in <em>Spinal Tap<\/em>, &#8220;Too much fuckin&#8217; reality.&#8221; This album would be traded in a mere week later. <\/p>\n<p>I could no longer hang with Schneider. Our affair was a brief one, but I&#8217;m about to give him a try again. Right now! For a limited time, you too can listen to a streaming version of this album from our friends at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.phawker.com\/?p=1961\" title=\"http:\/\/www.phawker.com\/?p=1961\" target=\"_blank\">Phawker<\/a>. Are you ready? OK&#8230;<em>strap in<\/em>!<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Can You Feel It?&#8221;: Continuing in Robert Schneider&#8217;s tradition of celebrating <strong>The Power and Glory of Transistor Radio<\/strong>. The blips and bubbles of the synth do not bode well for long-term listening. Overly processed backing vocals, heavy guitar, and Scheider&#8217;s attempt at &#8220;kicking it out&#8221; vocally are a difficult and unnatural mix. Not bad.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Skyway&#8221; continues Scheider&#8217;s efforts at sounding like the tougher songs from <strong>Beulah<\/strong> albums. Again, backing vocals straight out of an ELO record try to compete with Schneider&#8217;s new <strong>Fonzie-jacket<\/strong> attempt at toughness.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Energy&#8221;: What a pathetic &#8220;tough-guy&#8221; chorus coming out of an acoustic guitar-driven chord pattern that wouldn&#8217;t sound out of place on an <strong>REO Speedwagon<\/strong> song. The chorus lyrics &#8220;It&#8217;s gonna be all right\/You&#8217;re gonna see the sunlight&#8221; are a rallying cry, but don&#8217;t expect me to answer the call. Then there&#8217;s some obvious reference to a &#8217;70s song that is a cry for some songwriter&#8217;s attorney. This tired cut-and-paste approach to lyrics\/songwriting makes the simple joys of a good Matthew Sweet song sound profound. Is this what Schneider has to show for years dicking around on his laptop?<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Same Old Drag&#8221;: <em>The song&#8217;s title says it all<\/em>. Good to know the man has taken a look in the mirror. Songs like this make me miss <strong>Supertramp<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Joanie Don&#8217;t You Worry&#8221;: Oh man, rock&#8217;s worst nightmare &#8211; one of those tributes to that <strong>lousy &#8217;70s Beach Boys album<\/strong> in which Brian Wilson made a &#8220;comeback&#8221; to write and perform cute synth ditties that only record store employees in the &#8217;80s and beyond would find listenable.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Sunndal Song&#8221;: I think this is Schneider&#8217;s ex-wife singing. When Schneider needs to pull out a vocal performance more juvenile than his own, it&#8217;s good to know their divorce is amicable.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Droplet&#8221;: About 7 essential seconds of recorded music.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Sun Is Out&#8221;: Oooh, the <strong>sensitive acoustic number<\/strong> that was quickly recorded on a boombox while looking out his bedroom window. So poignant he just had to overdub drums, tambourine, backing vocals, and pennywhistle! Contrary to rumors, the divorce between him and Hilarie is not so amicable that she would consent to yelping from within a burlap bag.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Non-Pythagorean Composition&#8221;: Another essential 7 seconds documenting his <strong>time spent exploring Andy Partridge&#8217;s inner regions<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Hello Lola&#8221;: Yet another 7 seconds&#8230;!<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Seven Stars&#8221;: Not bad, but not a song that will shine a light on you.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Mellotron 2&#8243;\/&#8221;Sunday Sounds&#8221;: Ugh, more sensitive instrumental interludes. <em><strong>Here&#8217;s where I check out&#8230; This self-obsessed, thumbsucking crap is too much to bear.<\/strong><\/em> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Riding the coattails of the work of Townswoman Citizen Mom, I&#8217;m about to write a real-time review of the new album by The Apples in Stereo, New Magnetic Wonder! 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