{"id":2741,"date":"2010-05-14T22:46:21","date_gmt":"2010-05-15T02:46:21","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2010-05-14T22:52:30","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T22:52:30","slug":"lfont-color-redgbreaking-news-l-fontg-rock-crimes-of-flash-mob-proportions-reported","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/lfont-color-redgbreaking-news-l-fontg-rock-crimes-of-flash-mob-proportions-reported\/","title":{"rendered":"<font color=red>BREAKING NEWS!<\/font> Rock Crimes of Flash Mob Proportions Reported"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/Earth250x250.swf\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/Earth250x250.swf\" \/><\/object><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Townsman andyr and his wife<\/strong> have reported the following series of Rock Crimes. Sensitive viewers are cautioned before proceeding to the video evidence, which was captured by the iPhone of an anonymous audience member. The authorities are currently interviewing witnesses. Please feel free to provide your own testimony in the Comments section for this post. Thank you, andyr family, for your bravery and good citizenship in reporting these crimes.<\/p>\n<p><em>Watch video evidence of Rock Crimes of flash mob proportions&#8230;after the jump!<\/em><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nlaaU5I0xUmk]<br \/>\n<em>What is this world coming to?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Townsman andyr and his wife have reported the following series of Rock Crimes. Sensitive viewers are cautioned before proceeding to the video evidence, which was captured by the iPhone of an anonymous audience member. The authorities are currently interviewing witnesses. Please feel free to provide your own testimony in the Comments section for this post. <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/lfont-color-redgbreaking-news-l-fontg-rock-crimes-of-flash-mob-proportions-reported\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16,20],"tags":[52],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2741"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2741"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2741\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}