{"id":2929,"date":"2010-09-02T14:39:56","date_gmt":"2010-09-02T18:39:56","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2012-01-18T10:45:56","modified_gmt":"2012-01-18T15:45:56","slug":"the-opposite-of-a-morton-s-fork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/the-opposite-of-a-morton-s-fork\/","title":{"rendered":"The Opposite of a Morton\u2019s Fork"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>If you were in a band, which of the following guys would you rather have on rhythm guitar <em>based on their Look and stage presence alone<\/em>?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>First, please check out <strong>Hiram Bullock<\/strong> making sweet, sweet love to his sunburst Strat at the <strong>1:00 mark<\/strong> in the following clip:<br \/><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VQqTxK7VhSk?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Then, check out <strong>that guy in the back<\/strong> with the two-toned acoustic guitar and the colossal hat at the <strong>00:12 mark<\/strong> in this next clip:<br \/><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/A6MdYSSjpkk?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This is the opposite of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/index.php\/morton-s-fork-still-rock-n-roll-to-me-or\" target=\"_blank\">Morton\u2019s Fork<\/a>, a choice between two equally unpleasant alternatives. I don\u2019t this there is a wrong choice here, but that should not prevent you from choosing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you were in a band, which of the following guys would you rather have on rhythm guitar based on their Look and stage presence alone? First, please check out Hiram Bullock making sweet, sweet love to his sunburst Strat at the 1:00 mark in the following clip: Then, check out that guy in the <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/the-opposite-of-a-morton-s-fork\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2929"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2929"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2929\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}