{"id":2998,"date":"2010-10-07T19:02:54","date_gmt":"2010-10-07T23:02:54","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2010-10-07T19:22:57","modified_gmt":"2010-10-07T19:22:57","slug":"rock-town-hall-krazy-kaption-kontest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/rock-town-hall-krazy-kaption-kontest\/","title":{"rendered":"Rock Town Hall KRAZY KAPTION KONTEST!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We spend a lot of time and energy around here being ever-so-slightly cleverer than the rest of the rock blog world &#8212; and that&#8217;s usually a good thing.  But sometimes you just want some editorial comfort food &#8212; something reasonably filling, and vaguely tasty.  Something tried and true.  Something like&#8230; a KRAZY KAPTION KONTEST!<\/p>\n<p>Rules are simple enough:  following is a selection of funny fotos from around the web.  Your job is to assign a KRAZY KAPTION to as many of them as you please.  Of course, as in all things RTH, your KRAZY KAPTION must reference the Rock.  For extra credit:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Pick any three photos and give us captions that separately reference a song, an artist, and an album.<\/li>\n<li>Create a narrative flow between any three photos using your captions.<\/li>\n<li>Reference Bob Seger in any of your captions.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Winning captions will be chosen by Mr. Moderator, and proudly displayed on our front page for, oh, at least a day.  Of course, all winners receive the coveted <strong>RTH No-Prize<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>I look forward to your KRAZY KAPTIONS.<\/p>\n<p>HVB<\/p>\n<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/blogs\/rth\/tinfoilHat1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/blogs\/rth\/tinfoilHat1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"288\" height=\"371\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><strong>ONE<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/blogs\/rth\/machoman.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/blogs\/rth\/machoman.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"423\" height=\"347\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><strong>TWO<\/strong><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/blogs\/rth\/HillbillyJimLJN1985.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/blogs\/rth\/HillbillyJimLJN1985.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><strong>THREE<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/blogs\/rth\/heston_rifle_gallery__600x388.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/blogs\/rth\/heston_rifle_gallery__600x388.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"260\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><strong>FOUR<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/blogs\/rth\/dog-poop-catcher.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/blogs\/rth\/dog-poop-catcher.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><strong>FIVE<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We spend a lot of time and energy around here being ever-so-slightly cleverer than the rest of the rock blog world &#8212; and that&#8217;s usually a good thing. But sometimes you just want some editorial comfort food &#8212; something reasonably filling, and vaguely tasty. Something tried and true. Something like&#8230; a KRAZY KAPTION KONTEST! Rules <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/rock-town-hall-krazy-kaption-kontest\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[125],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2998"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2998"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2998\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}