{"id":3902,"date":"2010-11-10T14:55:26","date_gmt":"2010-11-10T18:55:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/?p=3902"},"modified":"2010-11-10T23:52:51","modified_gmt":"2010-11-11T03:52:51","slug":"the-soundtrack-to-my-deodorant-running-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/the-soundtrack-to-my-deodorant-running-out\/","title":{"rendered":"The Soundtrack to My Deodorant Running Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My deodorant ran out this morning. As I woefully pondered the empty plastic tube, <strong>Boyz 2 Men<\/strong>&#8216;s &#8220;We&#8217;ve Come to the End Of the Road&#8221; started going through my head\u2014which struck me as pretty funny, if I do say so myself. Thank you, subconscious!<\/p>\n<p>The question is: Can you do any better? What <em>should have been<\/em> the soundtrack to my deodorant running out? Note: &#8220;That Smell&#8221; is taken.<\/p>\n<p>I look forward to your responses.<\/p>\n<p>HVB<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4078\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-4078\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/index.php\/the-soundtrack-to-my-deodorant-running-out\/deodorant-pic-rex-637735141\/\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4078\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4078\" title=\"deodorant-pic-rex-637735141\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/deodorant-pic-rex-637735141-300x228.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"228\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/deodorant-pic-rex-637735141-300x228.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/deodorant-pic-rex-637735141.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4078\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dramatic Re-enactment<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My deodorant ran out this morning. As I woefully pondered the empty plastic tube, Boyz 2 Men&#8216;s &#8220;We&#8217;ve Come to the End Of the Road&#8221; started going through my head\u2014which struck me as pretty funny, if I do say so myself. Thank you, subconscious! The question is: Can you do any better? What should have <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/the-soundtrack-to-my-deodorant-running-out\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[367,125,368],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3902"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3902\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}