{"id":4338,"date":"2010-11-20T11:51:59","date_gmt":"2010-11-20T15:51:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/?p=4338"},"modified":"2010-11-20T15:25:24","modified_gmt":"2010-11-20T19:25:24","slug":"your-rock-n-roll-eva-longoria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/your-rock-n-roll-eva-longoria\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Rock \u2018n Roll Eva Longoria"},"content":{"rendered":"<iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PM5dOP22XJ4?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><p>I don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;ve ever felt this way about somebody, but although tv actress <strong>Eva Longoria<\/strong> meets all my objective standards for beauty,\u00a0I find her completely lacking in sex appeal. I&#8217;ve never looked at her on tv or in a still in a magazine and felt the slightest stirring of desire, and that&#8217;s weird. It&#8217;s not like I have a beef with her persona or acting chops (which is why, for instance,\u00a0I find the similarly should-be sexy <strong>Natalie Portman<\/strong> less sexy than\u00a0most mannequins) because I&#8217;m\u00a0pretty much unaware of\u00a0both. I look at this\u00a0objectively beautiful woman whose beauty is in a range\u00a0that I typically find beautiful and feel&#8230;nothing.<\/p>\n<p>This got me thinking about whether there&#8217;s a rock &#8216;n roll artist who meets all my expected criteria for greatness\u00a0yet who fails to move me in any way. I&#8217;m working on it. How about you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;ve ever felt this way about somebody, but although tv actress Eva Longoria meets all my objective standards for beauty,\u00a0I find her completely lacking in sex appeal. I&#8217;ve never looked at her on tv or in a still in a magazine and felt the slightest stirring of desire, and that&#8217;s weird. <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/your-rock-n-roll-eva-longoria\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4338"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}