{"id":5272,"date":"2011-01-13T12:01:57","date_gmt":"2011-01-13T16:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/?p=5272"},"modified":"2011-01-12T23:43:03","modified_gmt":"2011-01-13T03:43:03","slug":"sht-you%e2%80%99ve-heard-in-music-stores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/sht-you%e2%80%99ve-heard-in-music-stores\/","title":{"rendered":"Sh*t You\u2019ve Heard in Music Stores"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5278\" title=\"vaseline\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/vaseline-288x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"288\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/vaseline-288x300.jpg 288w, https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/vaseline.jpg 416w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 288px) 100vw, 288px\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>[Setting: Two young musicians are discussing a possible significant recording equipment purchase with Italian-born owner of long-running music store. Music Store Owner discusses his competition in relation to his quoted price.]<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Music Store Owner:<\/strong> You know, everyone&#8217;s going to give you this: <em>[makes crude gesture by inserting and removing forefinger on right hand through circle made with forefinger and thumb on left hand].<\/em> But I use Vaseline.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the most memorable thing you&#8217;ve heard in a music store?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Setting: Two young musicians are discussing a possible significant recording equipment purchase with Italian-born owner of long-running music store. Music Store Owner discusses his competition in relation to his quoted price.] Music Store Owner: You know, everyone&#8217;s going to give you this: [makes crude gesture by inserting and removing forefinger on right hand through circle <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/sht-you%e2%80%99ve-heard-in-music-stores\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[164],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5272"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}