{"id":623,"date":"2007-06-06T09:35:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-06T13:35:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2007-06-11T09:06:25","modified_gmt":"2007-06-11T09:06:25","slug":"a-message-to-e-pluribus-quigley-grow-som","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/a-message-to-e-pluribus-quigley-grow-som\/","title":{"rendered":"A Message to E. Pluribus Gergely:  Grow Some BALLS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/EGPcaK1iVHM?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><p><strong>Hey, E. Pluribus &#8212;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You need to grow a pair and actually sit down and listen to this <strong>new McCartney album<\/strong>.  Shit, man, are you going to live out the rest of your life in a hermetically sealed, pre-1981 vinyl body-condom?  Life goes on, dude!<\/p>\n<p>I say all this because I&#8217;m beginning to wonder if you&#8217;re actually <em>scared<\/em> of the new McCartney record &#8212; as though the <strong>Sam Ash guitar sound<\/strong> is going to leap out of the speakers and infect your ears somehow.  Look, man, I readily agree with the notion &#8212; which I <em>assume<\/em> you hold &#8212; that there has never been a bass drum sound as perfect as the one on the Chuck Berry single &#8220;Talkin&#8217; &#8216;Bout You&#8221; &#8212; but the rock world keeps on turning, one day at a time.  Like the man said:  one monkey don&#8217;t stop no show!<\/p>\n<p>Face your fears, Plurbie!  Come up out of the basement and cue up this new disc!  Justify our love!  We&#8217;re rooting for you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, E. Pluribus &#8212; You need to grow a pair and actually sit down and listen to this new McCartney album. Shit, man, are you going to live out the rest of your life in a hermetically sealed, pre-1981 vinyl body-condom? Life goes on, dude! I say all this because I&#8217;m beginning to wonder if <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/a-message-to-e-pluribus-quigley-grow-som\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}