{"id":656,"date":"2007-06-21T09:39:02","date_gmt":"2007-06-21T13:39:02","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2009-01-09T11:14:14","modified_gmt":"2009-01-09T11:14:14","slug":"rth-labs-survey-rock-beards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/rth-labs-survey-rock-beards\/","title":{"rendered":"RTH Labs Survey:  Rock Beards"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/users\/frankenslade\/whitiker.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" width=\"438\" height=\"350\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_legend\">Worse<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Folks, the chuckles we&#8217;ve been getting out of EPG&#8217;s dismissive <strong>&#8220;singin&#8217; through your beard&#8221;<\/strong> references have forced the RTH Labs to ponder: <strong>Does the growing of a Rock Beard <em>always<\/em> signal a turn for the creative worse?<\/strong> After numerous meetings, internal research notes, and PowerPoint presentations, my colleagues in the white lab coats say there&#8217;s only one way to find out. We need your help!<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what you must do: think of a rock\/soul personality who conspicuously grew a beard at some point in their career. Review their creative output prior to the arrival of their neck-felt, and compare it with what came after. Ask yourself this simple question: <strong>Did things get better or worse?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>NOTE:<\/strong> The goal of this exercise is not to ascertain whether there are any quality bearded rockers out there. We are trying to determine whether the arrival of a beard <em>portends<\/em> creative flaccidity.  Here are a few analyses to get you started:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Eric Clapton: WORSE.<\/li>\n<li>Bon Scott: WORSE.<\/li>\n<li>Robert Plant: WORSE.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I look forward to your responses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Worse Folks, the chuckles we&#8217;ve been getting out of EPG&#8217;s dismissive &#8220;singin&#8217; through your beard&#8221; references have forced the RTH Labs to ponder: Does the growing of a Rock Beard always signal a turn for the creative worse? After numerous meetings, internal research notes, and PowerPoint presentations, my colleagues in the white lab coats say <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/rth-labs-survey-rock-beards\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[126,77],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}