{"id":780,"date":"2007-08-13T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-13T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2012-04-19T10:18:57","modified_gmt":"2012-04-19T14:18:57","slug":"rock-stances-bassists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/rock-stances-bassists\/","title":{"rendered":"Taking a Stance on Rock: Electric Bassists"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the coming weeks we will examine the stage stances of rock musicians by instrument. So often you hear the phrase that a great performer is &#8220;larger than life.&#8221; For rock musicians, that larger than life pose is literally grounded in the musician&#8217;s basic stance. Everything the musician does from that initial stance &#8211; be it swaying to the music, keeping time with his or her foot, placing a foot on the monitor, punching the air with a sweaty fist &#8211; flows from that initial stance.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no &#8220;right&#8221; stance, although as we examine the rock stances of various musicians, we may argue that there are &#8220;wrong&#8221; stances. I wouldn&#8217;t put it past us. I had planned on beginning this series with the archetypal stances of guitar players, but then I feared that at least one key bass guitarist stance would be overshadowed. For this reason we&#8217;ll begin our survey with a discussion of the main stances of rock bassists. It is highly likely, throughout the course of this series, that we&#8217;ll overlook an important stance. Please don&#8217;t hesitate to add to this base of knowledge.<\/p>\n<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/users\/frankenslade\/deedee3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"324\" height=\"421\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_legend\">Dee Dee&#8217;s theorem<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Over the last 30 years, <strong>Dee Dee Ramone<\/strong>&#8216;s classic wide-legged punk rock stance has risen in prominence and respect among electric bassists and their fans, although it is not practiced as much as preached. According to <strong>Dee Dee&#8217;s theorem<\/strong>, the bassist&#8217;s legs should form an isosceles triangle with the stage, with the apex at a 70-degree angle. Although there is no &#8220;right&#8221; stance, Rock Town Hall highly recommends a wide-legged stance for all standing musicians, regardless of instrument.<\/p>\n<p>Although Clash bassist <strong>Paul Simonon<\/strong> is most frequently associated with a near-isosceles triangle stance while smashing his bass on the cover of <em>London Calling<\/em>, Simonon&#8217;s signature stance was the <strong>Machine Gun Shimmy<\/strong>, as seen in the following video.<br \/><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ijiazWlawUY?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/users\/frankenslade\/wyman_classic.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"255\" height=\"319\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_legend\">It just looks like Bill&#8217;s trying to tune up without being plugged in<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Bill Wyman<\/strong> rose to fame using the &#8220;Don&#8217;t Think I Can&#8217;t Play a Stand-Up Bass&#8221; style. As ridiculous as it looked, it was the coolest thing the otherwise boring Wyman ever did, despite self-reported tales of wild nights trolling for young flesh while on the road. Wyman would get more traditional &#8211; and more boring &#8211; as he entered the &#8217;70s. By the time he switched to a <strong>headless Steinberger bass<\/strong>, he&#8217;d long cemented his status as Most Boring Rocker EVER!<\/p>\n<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/users\/frankenslade\/wyman_headless.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"201\" height=\"310\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_legend\">Most Likely to Bore Aspiring Bassists<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Some bassists play with a <strong>knock-kneed<\/strong> stance. Don&#8217;t ask me why. Don&#8217;t ask me how they keep their balance, although Graham Parker and the Rumour bassist <strong>Andrew Bodnar<\/strong> works his feet nonstop, taking little marches around the stage and practicing rhythmic knee bends. It&#8217;s also possible that this stance is all in support of his cream-colored satin bellbottoms.<br \/><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lIYAMisgDXQ?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>A survey of archetypal electric bass stances in rock would not be complete without mention of the Small Woman Playing a Large Bass. <strong>Tina Weymouth<\/strong> and <strong>Sara Lee<\/strong> immediately spring to mind.<\/p>\n<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/users\/frankenslade\/townhalltina.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"323\" height=\"311\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_legend\">What is the mathematical relationship between bass size and small woman playing bass?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>For some, this is a powerful, sexual statement, and the political implications of this stance are among the heaviest in rock.<\/p>\n<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/users\/frankenslade\/tina2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"288\" height=\"303\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_legend\">Tina goes full scale<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Considering that <strong>Paul McCartney<\/strong> is one of rock&#8217;s premier bassists, the instrument and his role as bassist are never at the core of his stage stance. Tell me if I&#8217;m wrong, but the man has no distinctive stance as a bassist; instead he&#8217;s more of a straight-up showman, keeping the focus on his cheery facial expressions. We may return to this aspect of his stage presence when we focus on lead singers.<\/p>\n<p>The Band&#8217;s <strong>Rick Danko<\/strong> is all elbows and jerky movements; sometimes he looks like a crazed marionnette on bass. Whereas most bassists do some sort of groovy pumping motion to keep time, Danko works the fretboard like he&#8217;s trying to snap a chicken&#8217;s neck.<\/p>\n<p>While we&#8217;re on Danko, let&#8217;s not forget that bassists usually look <strong>totally wrong<\/strong> when they play the guitar. I know a lot of bassists are guitarists who <strong>lost the coin flip<\/strong>, but Danko, <strong>Nick Lowe<\/strong>, <strong>Sting<\/strong>, and many more lose their Rock Super Powers when they strap on a guitar.<br \/><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LvnxoQcf_SM?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another previously covered bassist out of water. Two additional strings and a higher octave and this guy might as well get a day job!<br \/><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PmGLwqLg_XY?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Some bassists refuse to be held back by the simple loss of a coin flip. Check out this rubbery funk bass solo by <strong>Bootsy Collins<\/strong>.<br \/><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cgrOD4PZzuY?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Finally, I&#8217;ll lay my cards on the table and &#8216;fess up on the main reason why it&#8217;s important you&#8217;ve read this far: Metallica bassist <strong>Robert Trujillo<\/strong> has redefined the electric bass stance. You know this guy, I think he&#8217;s Metallica&#8217;s third or fourth bassist. He used to be in some hardcore band that Berlyant digs. He plays from a ridiculously low-slung, &#8220;side-saddle&#8221; stance. It&#8217;s out of this world stupid looking, but I can&#8217;t take my eyes off it. Here&#8217;s the <strong>standard Trujillo stance<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/users\/frankenslade\/robert_trujillo1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"261\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_legend\">Full-frontal Trujillo<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s is stance on <strong>passing downs<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/users\/frankenslade\/robert_trujillo2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"335\" height=\"251\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_legend\">3rd and long<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>And, finally, his <strong>goal-line stance<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<div class=\"image_block\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/media\/users\/frankenslade\/robert_trujillo3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"279\" height=\"246\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"image_legend\">A game of inches!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Where bass stances will go from here is anyone&#8217;s guess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the coming weeks we will examine the stage stances of rock musicians by instrument. 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