{"id":8583,"date":"2011-08-04T09:37:13","date_gmt":"2011-08-04T13:37:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/?p=8583"},"modified":"2011-08-04T09:37:13","modified_gmt":"2011-08-04T13:37:13","slug":"battle-royale-best-argument-for-the-keytar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/battle-royale-best-argument-for-the-keytar\/","title":{"rendered":"Battle Royale: Best Argument for the Keytar"},"content":{"rendered":"<iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-jpr3oe96JU?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><p>Is there any instrument that takes more abuse than the <strong>keytar<\/strong>? And does anyone ever feel the slightest regret for taking said shot at the instrument and any musician who&#8217;s ever played one? Today I <strong>challenge<\/strong> you to state the best argument for this deservedly derided instrument. I present the above clip and challenge you, Townspeople, to make a better argument for the instrument! (And don&#8217;t think I haven&#8217;t made it to the 50-second mark of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=S5Ba0VqCW7M\" target=\"_blank\">this performance<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is there any instrument that takes more abuse than the keytar? And does anyone ever feel the slightest regret for taking said shot at the instrument and any musician who&#8217;s ever played one? Today I challenge you to state the best argument for this deservedly derided instrument. I present the above clip and challenge you, <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/battle-royale-best-argument-for-the-keytar\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[42,164,491],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8583"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8583\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}