{"id":905,"date":"2007-10-05T13:53:55","date_gmt":"2007-10-05T17:53:55","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2009-10-06T15:17:36","modified_gmt":"2009-10-06T15:17:36","slug":"last-man-standing-home-goods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/last-man-standing-home-goods\/","title":{"rendered":"Last Man Standing: Lyrics Referring to Uniquely 20th Century, Post-WWII  Home Goods Made of Industrial-Fabricated-Composite Materials"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/rocktownhall.com\/lastmanstanding400x275.swf\" width=\"400\" height=\"275\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/rocktownhall.com\/lastmanstanding400x275.swf\" \/><\/object><\/div>\n<p>I just <em>knew<\/em> this sexy title was going to attract you to today&#8217;s Last Man Standing. I was listening to Lou Reed&#8217;s &#8220;Street Hassle&#8221; when the following line jumped out at me &#8211; but not for the obvious reason: <\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;She creamed in her jeans as he picked up her knees from off of the Formica top bar.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It was the mere mention of <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.formica.com\/\" title=\"http:\/\/www.formica.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Formica<\/a><\/strong>, that once-prevalent countertop material of my youth, that got me thinking about songs that refer to <strong>uniquely 20th century, post-WWII home goods made of industrial-fabricated-composite materials<\/strong>. I wish I could describe this better: it&#8217;s home goods stuff made out of <strong>fake<\/strong> materials. <em>Not<\/em> cars, <em>not<\/em> surfboards, <em>not<\/em> jet airliners (Happy birthday, <strong>Steve Miller<\/strong>!), but artificial, industrial-made home products that were distinctive of post-WWII American (and European, I suppose) homes: particular types of furniture materials come to mind, home construction materials (but not wood, for instance), wonder cleansers, you name it. There&#8217;s one rule (at least for starters): <strong>state the home goods material referred to along with the song title<\/strong>.  I&#8217;ve given you Lou Reed&#8217;s &#8220;Street Hassle&#8221; and the reference to Formica. <\/p>\n<p>The following clip is a hint at another song fitting this Last Man Standing game.<!--more--><br \/><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kOayR5ri2xM?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>Now bring it on, Smartypants!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just knew this sexy title was going to attract you to today&#8217;s Last Man Standing. I was listening to Lou Reed&#8217;s &#8220;Street Hassle&#8221; when the following line jumped out at me &#8211; but not for the obvious reason: &#8220;She creamed in her jeans as he picked up her knees from off of the Formica <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/last-man-standing-home-goods\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[55,204],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=905"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}