{"id":9410,"date":"2011-09-27T12:00:25","date_gmt":"2011-09-27T16:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/?p=9410"},"modified":"2011-09-27T11:30:03","modified_gmt":"2011-09-27T15:30:03","slug":"and-when-i-die%e2%80%a6i-better-not-hear-this-song-playing-at-my-funeral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/and-when-i-die%e2%80%a6i-better-not-hear-this-song-playing-at-my-funeral\/","title":{"rendered":"And When I Die\u2026I Better Not Hear This Song Playing at My Funeral!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhere on YouTube there&#8217;s a person who wrote the following comment following the posting of one of many <strong>Blood, Sweat &amp; Tears<\/strong>&#8216; versions of my least favorite song in the world, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GDX27aWnL88\" target=\"_blank\">Laura Nyro<\/a><\/strong>&#8216;s composition &#8220;And When I Die&#8221;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This is\ufeff the song I told my family to play at my funeral\u2014except my &#8216;One Child Born&#8221; is now &#8220;Four&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s kind of sweet that this person is thinking ahead. I have been too. Hear me out, Townspeople, and see that my family gets the word: <em>This is the song I do NOT want played at my funeral!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Not this version:<\/p><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vu7XWgczC7o?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><p>Yeah, I&#8217;ll get in on the action, all right. It&#8217;s a shame the tuba player&#8217;s big moment had to appear between the hairy cheeks of <strong>David Clayton-Thomas<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Not this version:<\/p>\n<p><!--nextpage--><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KCob_153AjA?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s\u00a0<strong>Mary Travers<\/strong>, of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9C5WncqIv98\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Peter, Paul &amp; Mary<\/strong><\/a> proving once more that a ham-laden turd is still a turd. Dig the <strong>White Woman&#8217;s Overbite<\/strong> at the 1:30 mark! How fitting. (Speaking of overbites, yes, that&#8217;s <strong>Joni Mitchell<\/strong> briefly seen off to the side, wisely sitting out this one with her acoustic guitar, from an episode of <strong>Mama Cass<\/strong>&#8216; variety show.)<\/p>\n<p>Not\u2014<strong><em>STOP THE PRESSES!<\/em><span style=\"font-weight: normal;\"> I thought the following video was mislabeled, but I finally had to click on it to make sure. Check this out:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-weight: normal;\"><!--nextpage--><\/span><\/strong><\/p><iframe class='youtube-player youtuber' type='text\/html' width='425' height='355' src='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Q52A_M1At1A?rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;ap=%252526fmt%253D18' webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen frameborder='0'><\/iframe><p><strong><span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">I&#8217;ll tell you what, if the only 2 songs available for play at my funeral are any version of &#8220;And When I Die&#8221; and this scene chewer, I&#8217;ll allow you to play my least favorite song in the world. At least it&#8217;s unintentionally funny.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<nav class=\"page-links\"><strong>Pages:<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/and-when-i-die%e2%80%a6i-better-not-hear-this-song-playing-at-my-funeral\/\" class=\"post-page-numbers\"><span class=\"page-num\">1<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/and-when-i-die%e2%80%a6i-better-not-hear-this-song-playing-at-my-funeral\/2\/\" class=\"post-page-numbers\"><span class=\"page-num\">2<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/and-when-i-die%e2%80%a6i-better-not-hear-this-song-playing-at-my-funeral\/3\/\" class=\"post-page-numbers\"><span class=\"page-num\">3<\/span><\/a><\/nav>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhere on YouTube there&#8217;s a person who wrote the following comment following the posting of one of many Blood, Sweat &amp; Tears&#8216; versions of my least favorite song in the world, Laura Nyro&#8216;s composition &#8220;And When I Die&#8221;: This is\ufeff the song I told my family to play at my funeral\u2014except my &#8216;One Child Born&#8221; <a href='https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/and-when-i-die%e2%80%a6i-better-not-hear-this-song-playing-at-my-funeral\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[342],"tags":[105],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9410"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rocktownhall.com\/blogs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}