Hope I Die Before "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Makes Oldies Radio
By Mr. Moderator on Nov 9, 2009

In a recent thread Townsman jungleland2 had the following reaction regarding my report of Billy Joel's "Still Rock 'n Roll to Me" being played on a Philadelphia Oldies station, WOGL 98.1 FM:
I can not have a record that I bought with my own money be old enough to be an OLDIE (so same goes with Mr. Roboto and Start Me Up)
A lot of us are getting old enough to start running into these feelings. Nobody told us there'd be days like these!
To his credit, jungleland2 quickly slapped himself out of his anxious feelings and turned the situation into a worthwhile topic for discussion:
Question for the Townspeople..
- Where does "oldies" start/end
- Where does "classic rock" start/end
- Where does "modern rock" start/end
a year? a song? a sub-genre?
What do you think?
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Oldies are anything older than 20 years old, based in pop, and under 3 or 4 minutes.
Modern Rock started in about 1980 and contains some post punk element (even if it is just the production) no matter how watered down that element is.
Classic Rock is all other rock-based music (except for Heavy Metal) that would be most appropriately enjoyed in a venue the size of a hockey arena or bigger.
So for example
Pure Oldie – Some Kind Of Wonderful by Marvin Gaye
Oldie/Classic Rock Hybrid - Some Kind Of Wonderful by Grand Funk Railroad
Classic Rock – We’re an American Band by Grand Funk Railroad
Classic/Modern Rock Hybrid – Any anthem by U2
Modern Rock – Mathew Sweet
I was unable to come up with an example of a Oldies/Modern Hybrid. They seem like they should be polar opposites but I can’t help but think that someone like the Standels should be able to bridge the gap.
Real people should listen to new stuff at least as much as old stuff, even if they're boring like me and just listen to rock music. But that's how radio should split those three sub genres up.
Went something like this.
He read a listener's emai "Dear Bob. How come you play much more older stuff than newer stuff? What do you have against newer stuff? Sincerely, Greg"
Bob replies "Well Greg. I have absolutely nothing against newer stuff. It's just that there is a lot more of the older stuff."
I think that classic rock probably includes rock and roll songs through the eighties--I have no problem with hearing The Clash, The Police, U2 on such stations. However, anything too anti-pop punk doesn't belong there, as much as I like it.
Alt rock radio should start with punk and its underground precursors and move forward to the present.
New music radio should start sucking less.
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TB
I base this on radio format as much as personal opinion (ok more opinion!)
I consider Rock Around The Clock through Willie And The Poor Boys to be "oldies"
But oldies has to stop in 1970. "Your Song" by Elton John is the start of post-oldies IMO
Classic Rock overlaps - Magic Carpet Ride is all "classic rock" (so is Day Tripper) - Big Log by Robert Plant or Yes' Owner Of A Lonely Heart is the "end" for classic rock..again just my Opinion
XM radio has Classic Rock set up as two eras VINYL (65-78) and CASSETTE (78-89) which allows for 80's music to be classic rock pt 2 -- Stones' Start Me Up through She Talks To Angels - Black Crowes IMO)
Modern Rock overlaps - The Clash, Blondie, Takling Heads, U2, Costello start Modern Rock - I guess Kings Of Leon currently bookend Modern Rock
This is only for pop/rock/hit music of course, other styles have their own time lines
I object to tuneful, mid-70s FM stuff like "Fly Like an Eagle" on Oldies radio, and later '70s/early '80s pastiches of "oldies" music, like "Still Rock 'n Roll to Me" and "Old Time Rock 'n Roll" are not allowed under any circumstances, not even promos.
Classic Rock, in terms of The Who, should begin with "I Can See for Miles" and "Pinball Wizard," excluding for no good reason all other songs on Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy. On the other hand, "All Day and All of the Night" and "You Really Got Me" are Classic Rock, but not any Kinks that would follow - excepting "Lola" - until the occasional airing of one of those Low Budget-era songs. No explanations needed.
I disagree that Classic Rock should broaden to include relatively unsuccessful bands in their time, like The Clash. Yeah, they're cool and accepted now, but back then they barely got played until Combat Rock. If Classic Rock radio needs to play "Should I Stay or Should I Go," more power to them. It's OK to play U2's big songs prior to Springsteen's dropping the E Street Band and marrying the LA chick (ie, the official end of the Classic Rock era), however, because they broke through and became Classic within the Classic Rock era. Again, though, anything after The Boss married the model is off the table, including The Boss' own Patty Scialfa-E Street Band-9/11-Inspired Comeback Era material.
Although released before The Boss ditched New Jersey, any prog-rock released once band members got "stylish" haircuts and outfits with padded shoulders are off the table. All that Trevor Rabin-led Yes stuff, for instance, falls by the wayside. The only exceptions are Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins-led Genesis, because that stuff was always totally dorky and meant to satisfy a particular segment of Classic Rock fans. I mean, name a good guitar solo in a Genesis song. Sheesh!
I can't speak for Modern Rock, but I sense that it's bound to suck no matter how you slice it.
All other music should not be played on commercial radio, leaving older heads like myself a lifetime to grumble.
oldies-1952-1978
(rock around the clock through disco)
eighties-1978-1985
(my sharona through the reflex)
modern rock-1991-now
(teen spirit through whatever band of 20 year olds is on itunes today)
classic rock-1970-1980
led zep's career span
The first decade of rock'n'roll hits are now begining to become too old to be "oldies." The really great ones might hang around a little longer, but the list of 1950's songs being played anywhere except specialty shows is getting pretty short.
Why pay for that?
Classic Rock: Anything from my high school, "I'm a music fan now" days, i.e., Thin Lizzy, "The Boys Are Back In Town
Modern Rock: Anything from when I started to turn into a music snob--music I look down on others for not liking, and am jealous when somebody knows more about it/loves it more than I do, i.e. Husker Du's New Day Rising.
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