Self-proclaimed “regular people,” Townsman Saturnismine and his “first lady,” as he referred to a friend visiting the Halls of Rock, claim they know only one Turtles song. Moreover, they claim this is “normal.” Rock Town Hall regulars acknowledge that they’re far from “normal” music fans, but we refuse to believe that this couple, whether cool or square, man, don’t know more Tutles songs than “Happy Together.” As a service to Saturnismine and his friend – and as a way to prove we know more about the guy than he thinks he knows about himself – we’ll run a few Turtles hits over the coming pages. Enjoy, and feel ashamed of yourself or slightly superior, as applicable.

You’ve gotta know this one, Saturnismine and ladyfriend!

“She’d Rather Be With Me”

I think you’re going to be surprised. The hits of The Turtles are written and performed in a way that is inherently ubiquitous. They’re a pastiche of so many AM pop trends of their era that you might think they’re by other artists – or that they’re nothing more than well-constructed jingles. Combine that songcraft with the fact that these guys are the dumpiest band that can sing and play in tune, and I’ve got a ready-made, unsung heroic band in my back pocket. Shall we try some more?