I Wanna Be...the Last Man Standing!

By the great 48 on Aug 6, 2008

...Your Dog.

Go!

Tags: last man standing
Comment from: Oats [Member]
...Your Man
08/06/08 @ 12:11
Comment from: Mr. Moderator [Member]
...Sedated
08/06/08 @ 12:12
Comment from: Oats [Member]
...a Lifeguard
08/06/08 @ 12:13
Comment from: saturnismine [Member] Email
...adored
08/06/08 @ 12:15
Comment from: saturnismine [Member] Email
Oats, I laughed VERY hard when I read your answer. Thank you very VERY much.
08/06/08 @ 12:16
Comment from: Oats [Member]
Hey Saturn,

Glad you like it! Thanks.
08/06/08 @ 12:19
Comment from: hrrundivbakshi [Member] Email
Loved

08/06/08 @ 12:22
Comment from: hrrundivbakshi [Member] Email
Drive You Home

ZZ TOP!
08/06/08 @ 12:23
Comment from: hrrundivbakshi [Member] Email
Whoops -- I guess "I Wanna Be Drive You Home" doesn't quite work, does it? Oh, well. How about this one:

Your Lover

PRINCE!
08/06/08 @ 12:24
Comment from: Oats [Member]
...Black



(How did I get to that one before Mr. Mod?)
08/06/08 @ 12:31
Comment from: Mr. Moderator [Member]
...Your Boyfriend
08/06/08 @ 12:35
Comment from: BigSteve [Member] Email
... your driver. (Chuck Berry)
08/06/08 @ 12:35
Comment from: sammymaudlin [Member]
...your beast of burden
08/06/08 @ 12:40
Comment from: BigSteve [Member] Email
[The only place that] I wanna be -- Lavender Hill for me. (Kinks)
08/06/08 @ 12:40
Comment from: mockcarr [Member] Email
Well (Ramones)
08/06/08 @ 12:42
Comment from: mockcarr [Member] Email
Free (Monkees)
08/06/08 @ 12:43
Comment from: Mr. Moderator [Member]
"I'll NEVER be your beast of burden," Sammy!

All of a sudden I'm Stones lyrics expert around here.
08/06/08 @ 12:44
Comment from: alexmagic [Member] Email
...a Cowboy (and you can be my cowgirl)
08/06/08 @ 12:57
Comment from: Mr. Moderator [Member]
Great One, must "I Wanna Be" be part of the song title itself, or does a song like The Undertones' "Male Model" count because the title flows right out of "I Wanna Be"? If so, I'm standing tall (for however short a time).
08/06/08 @ 12:58
Comment from: alexmagic [Member] Email
If that variation counts, I'm undercutting you with:

...famous, a star of the screen
08/06/08 @ 13:01
Comment from: BigSteve [Member] Email
I've been listening a lot to the western swing compilation Doughboys, Playboys, and Cowboys lately. I really didn't know anything about western swing before, and the stuff on there is great.

Anyway there's this great song by Patsy Montana and the Prairie Ramblers:

I want to be a cowboy's sweetheart
I want to learn to rope and to ride
I want to ride o'er the plains and the deserts
Out west of that great divide
I want to hear the coyotes howlin'
While the sun sinks in the West
I want to be a cowboy's sweetheart
That's the life I love the best
08/06/08 @ 13:07
Comment from: BigSteve [Member] Email
... alone. (Marlene Dietrich)
08/06/08 @ 13:09
Comment from: the great 48 [Member] Email
Judge rules it has to be to be in the title, although parentheses are acceptable.
08/06/08 @ 13:09
Comment from: Mr. Moderator [Member]
Thank you, judges.
08/06/08 @ 13:14
Comment from: Mr. Moderator [Member]
...a Girl (the pleasantly plump King Khan)
08/06/08 @ 13:31
Comment from: BigSteve [Member] Email
...lieve (a song written by Big Al Anderson and sung by Patty Loveless)
08/06/08 @ 13:50
Comment from: Oats [Member]
...Like You
08/06/08 @ 14:03
Comment from: mockcarr [Member] Email
With You
08/06/08 @ 14:05
Comment from: alexmagic [Member] Email
...Rich
08/06/08 @ 14:18
Comment from: Oats [Member]
...Your Joey Ramone
08/06/08 @ 16:02
Comment from: mockcarr [Member] Email
A Flintstone
08/06/08 @ 17:38
Comment from: mac [Member] Email
a G
08/06/08 @ 18:04
Comment from: shawnkilroy [Member] Email
holy shit mockcarr, you just jogged some major lost memory for me.
screaming blue messiahs
wow!
08/06/08 @ 18:43
Comment from: alexmagic [Member] Email
...an Airborne Ranger
08/06/08 @ 19:43
Comment from: BigSteve [Member] Email
... Evil. (Eartha Kitt)
08/06/08 @ 20:12
Comment from: sammymaudlin [Member]
"I'll NEVER be your beast of burden,"

Told ya I wasn't a lyrics guy. This is clearly some BDSM fantasy projection on my part. Sorry.

Move along.

Oh,

...Santa Claus (Ringo Starr)

I win!
08/06/08 @ 22:08
Comment from: chickenfrank [Member]
Jackie Onassis.

Human Sexual Response
08/06/08 @ 22:16
Comment from: sammymaudlin [Member]
...loved by you (Ginger on Gilligan's Island)
08/06/08 @ 22:18
Comment from: BigSteve [Member] Email
There's an obscure Dylan song that turned up on the Biograph box. It has a great rhyme:

I wanna be your lover, baby
I wanna be your man
I wanna be your lover baby
I don't wanna be hers
I wanna be yours
08/06/08 @ 22:19
Comment from: the great 48 [Member] Email
Frankly, mockcarr is winning this on obscurantist points: excellent, excellent call on the SBM tune. However, my wife -- possibly the biggest Humans fan on the planet -- disqualifies chickenfrank: the necessary phrase isn't in the title.
08/07/08 @ 02:44
Comment from: mockcarr [Member] Email
A Bear (Descendents)
08/07/08 @ 10:40
Comment from: Mr. Moderator [Member]
...Live (The Ramones)

Obscurantist points are cool, but who's standing now?
08/07/08 @ 10:46
Comment from: Mr. Moderator [Member]
Never mind that last one...I feel like HVB and his retracted ZZ Top nomination. Damn! I'll be standing yet!
08/07/08 @ 10:48
Comment from: BigSteve [Member] Email
... Around (a Johnny Mercer song sung by Tony Bennett)
08/07/08 @ 12:29
Comment from: Mr. Moderator [Member]
...Your Underwear (Bryan Adams - yuck!)
08/07/08 @ 15:22
Comment from: Al [Member] Email
Robbie Fulks - I Wanna Be Mama'd
08/08/08 @ 09:19
Comment from: mockcarr [Member] Email
A Beatle (Glen Cornish and the Unbeatables)
08/08/08 @ 13:46
Comment from: berlyant [Member] Email · http://www.bigtakeover.com/author/Matthew+Berlyant
Naked (Screeching Weasel; it's on 1988's Boogadaboogadaboogada); I think that takes the belt, no?
08/08/08 @ 18:30

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