May 072009
 

What are the definitive cover versions of Bob Dylan songs, that is, those covers that Dylan’s own original recordings cannot touch? What do you think the over/under is on such covers, 5, 10, 15? Why don’t we hash it out here in the Halls of Rock?

To prevent against Definitive Dylan Cover Version ballot-box stuffing by the likes of Dylanphobe Townsman Hrrundivbakshi, who might suggest that any Dylan cover beats the original version thanks to the lack of Dylan’s voice alone, any definitive cover version that’s suggested will be stricken from the record with as few as TWO reasoned objections by Townspeople.

We’re going to be counting on longtime Dylan fans to speak for the hundreds of deep cuts and “bootleg series” recordings that folks will suggest have been covered definitively, but I’ll start with one such cover version that I cannot see anyone objecting to:
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May 072009
 

Townsmen Diskojoe and Alexmagic put their heads together for the following Battle Royale that works off a recent Last Man Standing. Check it out, and let your creative juices flow! A lot of tv studio and record label execs follow our proceedings in the Halls of Rock.

What are rock’s cross-promotional prime-time efforts you would like to have seen? For example how about The New York Dolls on The Odd Couple or Motley Crue on Married With Children?

Because this discussion is being held under Battle Royale rules, it’s not enough to simply throw down an idea. You’ve got to throw down your BEST idea. To pump up the degree of difficulty and make Townspeople work for the belt, the band’s appearance on the show should have been possible, as is the case with the above-listed examples, and you should briefly describe what the plot of the episode would have been.

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May 062009
 


How many instances of real musicians/bands appearing on a prime-time television shows (variety shows excluded) primarily as an excuse to promote a new song can we recall? Pure acting gigs by musicians do not count, but we’ll accept acting/performing appearances as characters other than themselves, provided that their performing characters are not too different than their usual performing selves. For instance, there’s an episode of Columbo in which Johnny Cash acts and performs as a character, Tommy Brown. That would count because, as you can see in the following clip from that episode, Tommy Brown has just enough of a resemblance to Johnny Cash.
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May 062009
 


Drummers,

Although we often make fun of you, I hope you know you hold a pretty glamorous, enviable spot in a band. Despite your anxieties over the clarity of your snare, you are always heard. You get to burn off more physical energy than anyone else. Although it’s sometimes tough to see you bashing away behind a drum kit, a singer, and a few other musicians, your equipment is cool and what goes into your playing is worth the effort necessary to watch you at work.

Even when you’re playing a mellow, jazzy number, it’s cool to watch you work the brushes around the snare and coax a pulse out of the ride cymbal. However, there’s one part of your job that doesn’t jibe with our expectations: watching you accompany a country artist or Bob Dylan. That can’t be a lot of fun, can it? Name the greatest drum fill or drum part in a country song. You can’t really distinguish one country beat from another, can you? There are about three options for you and your equally bored bassist. At least the bassist gets some accompanying Bob Dylan, but for as much as I love Dylan’s best music, I never say to myself, That’s a great drum part! That must have been a blast to play!

I feel like, with a little practice, I could play drums for a country artist or Bob Dylan. As a hard-working drummer, who might have spent a year taking lessons on nothing but a practice pad until you mastered your paradiddles, what goes through your mind when playing a country number or a Dylan tune? Do you “lie back and think of England,” focusing on the content of the song itself, the lyrics, the performance of the singer? Do you ever feel like you’re “getting yours?”

If I’ve got it all wrong, let me know. That’s the point of the Is there a drummer in the house? series. I love drummers, everybody loves drummers, and we know we’re putting your through a lot of heavy stuff that you hold in for the good of the band. Lean on me. I care about what you’re going through.

I should note that partial credit – or blame – for this thread goes to Townsman jungleland2, I believe, who made mention of the difficulty in getting his drummer to cover Dylan songs.

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May 042009
 

Maria/Somewhere

I found this show tune track on the B-side of a Thrifty Music single from a Mystery Date-caliber artist, and was so impressed I tracked down the album in CD form. It’s not consistently good, but I’m glad I own it. So: this is both my entry into the Show Tune Hall Last Man Standing battle, and my Mystery Date challenge to you all. Who is this guy? For extra credit, tell me who produced the tune. Hint: he shows up in the RTH menu bar with some frequency.

I look forward to your responses.

HVB

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