Shock me, Townspeople, with some buried secret from your rock ‘n roll past. Not small-potatoes stuff like the fact that you kind of like Supertramp or the time you and a friend once stole 70 record albums from a suburban mall record store. Not the time you were hanging with another friend who convinced you it was all right to break into his friend’s parents’ house while they were on vacation so you could listen to the Elvis Costello & the Attractions‘ Imperial Bedroom while getting high! No, I mean really shocking stuff, like the fact that you have simply got a soft spot for David Bowie‘s Let’s Dance.
It’s RTH Confessional time, my friends. Shock me.