Sep 132013

Courtesy of Townsman Oats

Flo Rida presents…THE FUTURE OF MUSIC!

Combining theramin technology, white-folk hip-hop envy, masturbation, and laser beams, Beamz by Flo is an interactive music product that enables anyone to make music by moving your hands through laser beams with pre-programmed songs. Each interactive song has a background rhythm track which you start by pressing the play button on the Beamz controller; then each laser beam is setup to be a different instrument or sound effect. As you move your hand through a laser beam, you’re adding that instrument into the playback of the song. The Beamz controller lights up 4 red laser beams, and each song has up to 12 different instruments for you to add into the playback of the song so there’s lots of options for you to get creative making the music. The center button is a SWAP button for you to switch over to other instruments while you’re playing a song. Beamz also includes a recording feature so you can capture your remixes to playback for yourself or to share with your friends.

If you’re using the Beamz with an iPad, iPhone or MAC computer, you may purchase additional songs within the application itself — click on Settings, then select Buy More Songs to see a list of individual songs and song bundles available. Bundles are the best value, providing discounts up to 50% off vs. purchasing additional individual songs.

Beamz by Flo works with iPhone 4S, iPhone 5, iPad Mini and iPad 3rd generation models or later running iOS 6.0 or later.

Songs included:

  • Billie Jean-Jam Michael Jackson
  • Clocks-Jam Coldplay
  • Country Girl (Shake It For Me)-Jam Luke Bryan
  • Crazy In Love-Jam Beyoncé
  • Firework-Jam Katy Perry
  • Six Pack-Black Flag
  • Funkytown-Jam Lipps Inc.
  • Just Dance-Jam Lady Gaga
  • Last Name-Jam Carrie Underwood
  • Duquesne Whistle-Bob Dylan
  • Raise Your Glass-Jam Pink
  • Rock Your Body-Jam Justin Timberlake
  • Rolling In The Deep-Jam Adele
  • I’ll Keep it With Mine-Fairport Convention
  • SOS-Jam Rihanna
  • Super Freak-Jam Rick James
  • Superstition-Jam Stevie Wonder
  • We Are Never Ever Getting Back Taylor Swift
  • Metal Machine Music, Part II-Lou Reed
  • Together-Jam Without You-Jam David Guetta
  • You Shook Me All Night Long-Jam AC/DC
  • This Ain’t No Picnic-The Minutemen
  • Club Can’t Handle Me – Flo Rida Flo Rida
  • Laser Light Show-video — Flo Rida
  • Whistle-video – Flo Rida

  5 Responses to “The Future of Music”

  1. cherguevara

    Wow and wow that is really something (to laugh at).

    Hey, this Christmas party is getting a little too quiet, I think it’s time we liven it up with my favorite Christmas gift. Hey good looking, we’ll be back to pick you up later!

  2. hrrundivbakshi

    Cherguevarra for the win!

  3. hrrundivbakshi

    That may be my favorite commercial of the year. Absolute genius.

  4. Please let me be there the first time someone plays that at a country music venue. I’m curious how far a cowboy boot can go up someone’s ass.

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