Oct 172008
 

Sorry to post and run, but it’s late, and I have a two-bourbon buzz on. I had to get a couple of drinks down my gullet to withstand the jam-tastic wankathon that confronted me at a Little Feat show I got backstage tix to tonight. I want you all to know that the only reason I went is because a number of you — including many whose musical opinions I otherwise respect — swear by these guys.

It wasn’t terrible. I mean, it wasn’t even 20% as bad as the Phish show I got dragged to once. Or 5% as bad as I imagine Dead shows used to be. But it wasn’t really my cup of tea. Fair enough and “big fucking surprise,” I hear you guys moaning as you roll your eyes and lunge for the bong. But, seriously, do me a favor and tell me why you like Little Feat so much. What I heard was an extremely competent roots-rock/jam band, with very, very little of interest to say. Here’s a way to get at what I want to know: why do I love Lynyrd Skynyrd so much, yet find Little Feat so uninteresting?

Before you throw rotten tomatoes at me for trying to get you to say (once again): “because it’s jam-band hippie shit, and you don’t like that stuff, HVB!”, let me just say that there were a few bourbon-fueled moments where I was actually able to nod my head sympathetically to lead guitar player dude’s sextagenerian stratocaster bliss-out, and I was actually mightily impressed with drummer dude’s game. But, really, what the fuck are these guys singing about? Why do I love “Get Up, Stand Up” by Marley so much, yet find Little Feat’s version so lame?

If ever I needed some serious RTH Healing, it’s now. Please explain, so that I may grow and mature as a music listener.

Thank you all, and I look forward to your responses.

HVB

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Oct 172008
 

What’d I tell you about our friend, Links Linkerson? At the end of a busy day I just got notice from the basement that Four Tops lead vocalist Levi Stubbs has died.

I’m sure some of you are sick to death of the band’s oldies but goodies (greaties, in most cases), so here’s a hit from the ’70s that you may not be as sick of hearing and that was key to the formative musical years of myself and a young Townsman Andyr!!

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Oct 172008
 


Townspeople,

This is your Rock Town Hall! If you’ve already got Back Office privileges and can initiate threads, by all means use your privileges! If you’d like to acquire such privileges, let us know. If you’ve got a comment that needs to be made, what are you waiting for? If you’re just dropping in and find yourself feeling the need to make your voice heard, don’t hesitate to register and post your thoughts. The world of intelligent rock discussion benefits from your participation. Even your input, Links Linkerson.

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Oct 162008
 

I’ll start things off: Status Quo. For better or for worse, they seem to have been ubiquitous among a generation or two of British bands while making little to no impression on US audiences. Beside “Pictures of Matchstick Men”, from their early psych incarnation, did anyone in the US ever hear their popular UK boogie music without tracking it down in cutout bins? Once tracked down, did it ever make a positive impression on any set of American ears?

Feel free to speculate on why these artists were unable to make the jump across the pond.

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Oct 162008
 

Bill Murray was on Late Night with Conan O’Brien last night. I’m a bit disappointed that, 11 hours later, no one has yet posted a YouTube clip of his appearance, but I did find another clip that will do the job of illustrating my concern. Go to around the 3:53 mark (or watch the excruciating if occasionally funny intro, if you want to hate white folks at Blooz festivals).

Conan must have been hipped to this performance. He brought up the fact that Murray can only play “Gloria” on guitar and asked if he would perform it with the Max Weinberg 7. Murray, ever the showman, readily complied. He kicked off the song playing at least one totally wrong-sounding chord. After about two rotations through the progression, Conan’s guitarist covered for him, and they pulled down Murray’s guitar in the mix. As is the case in this Blooz fest clip the second chord in the progression seemed to be the culprit. This has raised at least two questions:

1) Isn’t the chord progression to “Gloria” E-D-A? That’s how I’ve played it for the last 30 years.
2) If so, does Murray have no idea where to fret a D chord? I know his guitar at the Blooz fest isn’t perfectly tuned, but it can’t be that two different guitars have intonation problems around the D chord only.

A third question might be, Does anyone in the entertainment industry break the news to Bill that he doesn’t even know this one song on guitar?

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Oct 152008
 

I read the news today, oh boy. Neil Hefti died! Neil Hefti was, of course, one of the greats in the world of TV theme composition. Among his stellar accomplishments in that field was the theme for “Batman.”

In addition to the tune just being a flat-out *rocker* of the first order, I’ve always felt it possessed one of the greatest drum sounds on *any* recording, teevee theme or not. This factor pushes it up to the top of the list of teevee themes, sez me. So I’m sending my loving memory of Neil Hefti into the ring to claim the belt for the theme to “Batman.” Who’s got a challenger? Who thinks there’s a TV theme song that rocked harder than Hefti’s “Batman”?

I look forward to your responses.

HVB

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Oct 152008
 

Townsman Mwall suggested we take up the broader discussion of a rock artist’s relevance, or lack thereof, in a separate thread. Great suggestion. I’m bringing his comments from the ongoing XTC/Nonsuch discussion to The Main Stage. Here’s what Mwall had to say. Add to the man’s thoughts as you see fit!

The concept of relevance/irrelevance is certainly worth saying more about at some point, and debating, perhaps in another post. For me it usually begins at that point at which a band starts making albums that no longer contribute significantly to the value of their own musical legacy, or at best (which I guess is under discussion here re XTC) are dotting a few final i’s and crossing a few t’s. It tends to correspond, although not always exactly, with that same moment at which any new fans of the band (of which there are likely to be fewer and fewer) tend to “discover” them as something to look back at. If you first heard the Stones in 1988, for instance, you still don’t think that 1988 was “when they were really great.”

Here are some moments like that: Graham Parker after The Real Macaw, The Stones after Tatoo You, REM after… well, what? I’ll be damned if those later albums aren’t so deeply indistinguishable that I’ve never bothered to tell them apart.

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