Mr. Moderator

Mr. Moderator

When not blogging Mr. Moderator enjoys baseball, cooking, and falconry.

Jun 222007
 


OK, as much as I’d love to turn a deaf ear to some of our Townspeople, for this weekend only I will open Rock Town Hall to the listing of Your Top 10 Rock Songs. Before you start listing, let’s get a bunch of things straight:

  • Lists without comments will be deleted from the record.
  • No Pretenders, no Contenders, no Honorable Mentions, no Ties…just give us Your Top 10 Rock Songs. 10.
  • I believe the call was for top 10 rock songs. In honor of that, soul songs will be allowed, but I’m not allowing pre-rock music (eg, Mwall’s borderline 1951 blues songs), classical music, or jazz. You know what it is you guys want to list, so deal with it!
  • What Mwall calls “problems” in selecting the list can be discussed as part of the comments that accompany lists, but we shall not use this space to debate any metaphysical issues that might arise in as you develop your personal selections. This is your decision. No one can help you make it. If you can’t make up your mind about what your top 10 rock songs are and you need assistance in determining guidelines for making these decisions, you probably don’t have a Top 10 list that would qualify as a Gold Standard, which is how I believe E. Pluribus described his Top 10 list the other day.

I’m sure other rules of order will develop as this thread continues, and I’m sure some rules will be allowed to be broken so long as they’re being broken creatively. As you post Your Top 10 Rock Songs list, you may want to ask yourself the following questions:

  • Do these songs meet the true objectives of rock ‘n roll?
  • Am I going to be perceived as cool, sincere, or both by posting these choices?
  • What song did I add to the list to make sure I was “covering a base” (eg, trying to avoid criticism for not including an artist or type of artist I think I should include to appear “well rounded”)?

Take your time. Make a good showing. I dread your responses.

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Jun 182007
 

Keep it coming!

When you were younger, did you ever stop to wonder whether you would tire of or outgrow a particular album or artist? Which album or artist was it? Did you?

What band would be improved by the removal of one musician, with no replacement?

What’s the most shocking album that you discovered a family member owned?

Is there a piece of music that represents, for you, a particular, personal state of mind? No need to share the particular, personal state of mind, but please share the musical representation of one of your unique states of mind.

What’s your least-favorite of the acknowledged “great” albums by The Rolling Stones?

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Jun 182007
 

Been away some time? First-time visitor? Some threads continue to have life in our collective mind long after saner heads would turn out the lights and hit the hay. For instance:

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Jun 142007
 


E Pluribus,

You posed a difficult question to me this afternoon, asking me to list 10 country songs that I could tolerate, not including rock-influenced country songs. I admire you for posing this question in such a straightforward manner, requiring me to abide by some restrictions. As you know, without rules there can be no rules to break. As you also know, nothing beats breaking the rules from the inside, that is, by abiding by them and respecting them more vigorously than even those who’ve set the rules. Along with answering your question and commenting on 10 songs that I can tolerate, if not actually like, I’ll do my best to meet and exceed your expectations.

A few things up front for readers hoping that my tastes will dovetail with their own:

  • Because my list will not include country-rock songs, I will refrain from including anything involving Graham Gram Parsons, including his best works, all of which were done with Flying Burrito Brothers.
  • Johnny Cash spent a lot of time with rockers and started out, more or less, as a rocker. I’ll leave my favorite Johnny Cash songs off the list. Beside, hie best songs are basically rock ‘n roll songs, which give them an unfair advantage compared with real country songs.
  • No songs by that controversial trio E Pluribus claims to like so much – the two sisters with bad posture and the pig-nosed, badass lead singer – will be included. I don’t know enough about their music to include them, and I’m bugged by their Look.
  • Finally, I’ll refrain from including any songs from the film soundtrack for Nashville. Although it’s by far my favorite country album, its inclusion might upset the apple cart and hurt my credibility. Likewise, I’ll rule out the scenes in Tender Mercies in which Robert Duvall picks up his acoustic to play that new song he’s been working on, or when he sings the song he pretended he couldn’t remember singing to his daughter. That whole movie kills me, but although Duvall’s character is not influenced by rock, some of you might gripe that Duvall himself is not a real country musician and that including him on my list cheapens this entire effort. I’ll respect that possible concern.

So here goes, 10 real country songs I can tolerate, if not like… Continue reading »

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Jun 142007
 

There’s so much to love about Rubber Soul, beginning with the all-important album cover. That fish-eye lens photo of the band, in their best collective Look – complete with perfect ’60s rock hair and the brown suede jackets – is the visual representation of the feeling of running into a friend and smoking an unexpected joint on a September day. Come to think of it, the last time I drank alcohol was on a September day, when a friend, fish-eye lens in tow, shot a roll of film of our band in the woods, trying our like hell to cop a Rubber Soul vibe. You could say the hopelessness of reaching this goal drove me to sobriety.

But what a goal it was, and what an album Rubber Soul is – but it doesn’t get much more obvious than that last statement, does it? As I stated earlier today, I’m a bass man, and this might be rock’s first album to fully capture the potential of the bass. Right out of the gates there’s the archetypal “Drive My Car”, pulling from the bass-fetishist’s favorite version of “Respect” (ie, Otis Redding’s) and mapping out the general bassline that enabled The Jam’s Bruce Foxton to enjoy a brief career of vital mediocrity. Then John’s fine “Norwegian Wood” and Paul’s stunning piece of concise proto-power pop, “You Won’t See Me”. Two songs that make the entire output of The Byrds practically redundant follow, “Nowhere Man” and George Harrison’s “Think for Yourself”. So far, so great!


Then comes “The Word”. I have close friends who will go to the mattresses in defense of this song. “It’s not a great song,” they’ll acknowledge, “but it’s cool!” It’s cool, is it? Let’s first get one thing straight: John Lennon is dead, and if he were living his feelings would not be hurt if you faced up to the fact that the song is a lame, early attempt to express his transition to the Love Generation. Is Hair cool? Is that Cirque du Soleil Love atrocity cool, especially the part when the hippie kids are dancing around the psychedelic VW Bug?

The Beatles had the great taste and good fortune not to release too many songs showing the strain of a given “transitional period,” but this is one of them. It doesn’t meet the quality of a pre-pot Lennon composition, and it doesn’t meet the cool of a post-pot Lennon meditation. “The Word” might as well have been written by a weekend warrior accountant who smoked his first couple of joints on Friday night.

Furthermore, “The Word” has an arrangement way hokier than almost anything The Beatles would release before or after. Beatles fans love to beat the crap out of Paul’s granny numbers, like “Your Mother Should Know” and “Honey Pie”, admittedly for many good reasons, but at least those songs make innovative use of the band arrangements and the studio. “The Word” would be filler on a Hollies album. It’s the kind of Beatles song Eric Burdon probably thought was cool while dropping acid and hanging out with Jimi. It’s also the kind of “hippie” song that every 3rd-rate “sunshine pop” band would rip off as their one “heavy” song. Talk about “as good as that pussy shit gets.” Look at that video. What primal screams would it have inspired in poor John a few years later? John would not look so square in trying to celebrate his new level of hipness until his Somewhere in New York City album, or whatever that dose of too much reality is called.

Rubber Soul quickly gets back on track, and John contributes two of his finest, most soulful songs ever, “Girl” and “In My Life”. Oh brother, I could tear up just thinking of how great these songs are, surely two of the best songs on the album – and enough of you would agree two of the finest songs John ever wrote. How, you may ask, can I hold “The Word” against John and use it in my claim that Lennon prevents Rubber Soul from being my favorite Beatles album? Here’s how I do it, but naming two additional song titles… Continue reading »

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