May 062010
 

Let’s get a little chatter going! Most of you know this drill by now, but if you’ve been following along from the sidelines and want to make your initial splash in the Halls of Rock the following questions require nothing more than your gut answers! There’s no better way to jump into the fray! Nobody’s an expert!

What do you consider John Cale‘s main instrument?

Does anyone but American artists write telephone number songs (eg, Tommy Tutune’s lone hit)? I can only think of song titles by American artists with 7-digit numbers.

If tv actor Ted McGinley is the “patron saint of shark-jumping,” who’s his rock ‘n roll equivalent?

Do you tend to favor “dry” or “wet” production? (NOTE: The answer “It depends” is not acceptable.)

Granted production will play into our answers, but what artist typically projects the most “arid” sound and what artist typically projects the most “humid” sound? Care to explain?

Moebius or Roedelius?

What does the answer to the previous question say about one if one answered Conny Plank?

I look forward to your answers.

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  1. John Cale’s main instrument?

    Viola

    Does anyone but American artists write telephone number songs (eg, Tommy Tutune’s lone hit)? I can only think of song titles by American artists with 7-digit numbers.

    Do phone numbers have 7 digits in other countries? Maybe it’s a cadence thing.

    If tv actor Ted McGinley is the “patron saint of shark-jumping,” who’s his rock ‘n roll equivalent?

    Rick Rubin.

    Do you tend to favor “dry” or “wet” production?

    Dry

    what artist typically projects the most “arid” sound and what artist typically projects the most “humid” sound?

    To me this just means wet and dry. Off the top of my head I’ll say Spoon is arid and CCR is humid but I might just be picking CCR because they’re always singing about bayous and such.

    As for the last two questions, I looked up the words “Moebius”, “Roedelius” and “Conny Plank” on wikipedia and I still have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.

  2. Mr. Moderator

    I like the fact that you answered CCR for “humid” sound, cdm. To my ears their productions are pretty dry, but you heard something wetter in the songs and arrangements.

  3. Yeah, upon further reflection, I would have to say My Morning Jacket or Daniel Lanois, if we’re strictly talking about wet production.

    My point about CCR is that they’re always singing about riverboats and green rivers and wondering if we’ve ever seen the rain and, if so, who’s going to stop it. So if we’re not talking about just production, CCR’s lyrics invoke humidity to me.

  4. 1. Viola
    2. They used to on the island: check 54-46 (That’s My Number)
    3. Bono
    4. Dry
    5. Arid: Calexico Humid: any seventies Lee Perry
    6. Moebius
    7. You´ve read Krautrocksampler.

  5. Mr. Moderator

    cdm, for the arid/humid question I was definitely hoping for answers that reached for something more obvious than “extreme use of reverb” (or lack thereof). I found your CCD answer promising. Same goes for ramone666’s Lee Perry answer for an overall humid sound.

    Nice answer to #7, ramone666!

  6. What do you consider John Cale’s main instrument?
    violin

    Does anyone but American artists write telephone number songs (eg, Tommy Tutune’s lone hit)? I can only think of song titles by American artists with 7-digit numbers.
    no

    If tv actor Ted McGinley is the “patron saint of shark-jumping,” who’s his rock ‘n roll equivalent?
    Paul Rodgers.

    Do you tend to favor “dry” or “wet” production? (NOTE: The answer “It depends” is not acceptable.)
    Wet Wet Wet!

    Granted production will play into our answers, but what artist typically projects the most “arid” sound and what artist typically projects the most “humid” sound? Care to explain?
    Ramones are arid.
    Jimi Hendrix is humid.
    I can’t explain.

    Moebius or Roedelius?
    Moebius. I don’t know who that other guy is.

    What does the answer to the previous question say about one if one answered Conny Plank?
    I don’t know what this is either.

  7. bostonhistorian

    54-46 (That’s My Number)is a prison number, not a phone number. Toots is singing about his prison stint for marijuana possession. Also, two bands named after phone numbers: BR5-49 and 999, which is the equivalent of 911 in England and several other countries.
    1. Viola
    2. I keep thinking I saw a phone number as the title of a song recently, but it escapes me.
    3. Rock’s Ted McGinley? This needs further reflection.
    4. Dry production, which means a live in the studio sound to my ears.
    5. Arid, to me, is AC/DC’s “Back in Black”, especially when listening on headphones. Humid? Dunno.
    6. That’s beyond my ken.
    7. Connie Mack.

  8. bostonhistorian

    When I listen to Back in Black I see a band in a white room, I can visual their placement, and there is nothing extraneous added to the mix. There’s breathing space between the instruments, which I think most music today misses–maybe that’s a function of today’s artists having infinite tracks one can lay down and the overly compressed production styles so prevalent now.

  9. bostonhistorian

    And the telephone number song by a non-American band is Squeeze, “853-5937”

  10. Mr. Moderator

    The McGinley question is a tough one, isn’t it? I keep reviewing possibilities from the King Crimson/Roxy Music/Yes scene, but it’s hard to determine which of the typical add-on musicians spells the downfall of these bands.

    Eddie Jobson joined Roxy Music for maybe their strongest period, but he was also a late add to a number of other prog/art rock bands on the decline. Didn’t we just read, for instance, that he almost joined Yes?

    John Wetton is sure to show up in any crumbling prog/art rock band, but he frequently injects new life.

    Andy Newmark was a late add to both Sly and the Family Stone and Roxy Music, but he’s more of a studio cat and his membership in a band is more akin to being sent in by HR to help close shop. His presence, in other words, is associated with closing shop but is not the cause of it. I don’t know, though, was McGinley a consistently second-rate hire or was he sent in by HR?

  11. hrrundivbakshi

    What do you consider John Cale’s main instrument?

    Viola and sunglasses.

    Does anyone but American artists write telephone number songs (eg, Tommy Tutune’s lone hit)? I can only think of song titles by American artists with 7-digit numbers.

    I bet some old-school ska bands wrote songs of this nature, though I can’t think of any.

    If tv actor Ted McGinley is the “patron saint of shark-jumping,” who’s his rock ‘n roll equivalent?

    Waddy Wachtel

    Do you tend to favor “dry” or “wet” production? (NOTE: The answer “It depends” is not acceptable.)

    Wet

    Granted production will play into our answers, but what artist typically projects the most “arid” sound and what artist typically projects the most “humid” sound? Care to explain?

    Arid: James Brown

    Humid: Roger Waters

    Moebius or Roedelius?

    Klein (of bottle fame). (Top THAT, Mod!)

    What does the answer to the previous question say about one if one answered Conny Plank?

    One smells of fish and eggs.

  12. 1. viola
    2. Does “999”, the British version of 9-1-1, count?
    3. David Coverdale (Paul Rodgers is a good answer in this vein)
    4. Dry
    5. Dry is highly produced, clear and sharp to me so someone like Karl Wallinger. Wet is thick, low and muddy like most good reggae and soul so Sly & Robbie

    I occasionally like the contrast when reggae is done with crystal production like the Police or when cerebral music is blurred in production like shoegaze or Sonic Youth. When this is done poorly it can be a wreck.

    6. & 7. No idea. The reference to Krautrock points me to that Julian Cope site linked at the left. Maybe later.

  13. You´re right on Toots & his prison number of course, Bostonhistorian. Thanks, my bad.

  14. alexmagic

    Telephone songs: cdm is probaly right, the US phone number pattern probably has a cadence that works better as the chorus/title. Might be why a lot of the phone number title songs have a 7 in them, since the extra syllable lets you change up the pattern.

    Consider “634-5789” and “Beechwood 4-5478” (234-5789) and it seems clear that “345789” is a pattern that has secretly magic numerical powers, while 1 is both the loneliest and least musical number.

    Anyway, songs about phones are/were still popular else where, just not in naming the songs. The closest the Beatles got was “You Know My Name”, but can think of at least 10 of their songs where phones come in to play, which is more than I would have guessed before this came up.

  15. BigSteve

    1. Piano.
    2. There’s this:

    “London’s burning with boredom now
    London’s burning dial 99999″

    But Brits usually just say “you know my name, look up the number.”

    3. Don Was.
    4. I’m tempted to say wet, because I do like reverb. But I don’t like muddy, so I’ll say dry.

    5. Wet: Spiritualized, the Slits
    Dry: (gonna go with producers here rather than artists) Martin Hannett, Steve Albini
    6. Hans-Joachim Roedelius and Dieter Moebius. I just find it hard to believe that those are their actual names.
    7. It means you probably know that Conny is not a woman.

  16. 1. John Cale’s main instrument:

    I’m going to break from the pack and say piano(keyboards, in general), as he plays it much more often in his solo work than he does the viola, & in The VU he was still playing piano, organ & bass more often than viola. Also, I kind of doubt he composes on it, either.

    2.Foreign equivalent to US ph # songs:

    ‘999 Emergency’ by Motorhead is the only one that comes to mind.

    3.If tv actor Ted McGinley is the “patron saint of shark-jumping,” who’s his rock ‘n roll equivalent?

    I’ll go with Sammy Hagar, I guess.

    4.Do you tend to favor “dry” or “wet” production? (NOTE: The answer “It depends” is not acceptable.)

    Wet.

    5.Granted production will play into our answers, but what artist typically projects the most “arid” sound and what artist typically projects the most “humid” sound? Care to explain?

    Arid: Prince

    Humid: Parliament-Funkadelic

    One’s the sound of a one man band (I mean the best known of his studio output, of course), the other a large group collaboration, gettin’ down & gettin’ sweat-aay!

    6.Moebius or Roedelius?

    Rother

    7.What does the answer to the previous question say about one if one answered Conny Plank?

    You know way more about krautrock than I. He worked with both, together and separately, but what that means is beyond my limited frame of reference.

  17. bostonhistorian

    “But Brits usually just say “you know my name, look up the number.””

    Or, if you’re the Undertones, “you’ve got my number….why don’t you use it?”

  18. hrrundivbakshi

    BigSteve, I thought I had the patron saint of rock shark-jumping nailed with Waddy Wachtel. But I do believe you earned the RTH No-Prize with Don Was!

  19. bostonhistorian

    I’m nominating Steve Vai for shark jumper.

    1980-82 plays with Frank Zappa

    1985 replaces Yngwie Malmsteen as guitarist in some band called Alcatrazz

    1985 joins up with post Van Halen David Lee Roth

    1986 plays on Public Image Limited’s album “Album”

    1986 rejoins Zappa’s band

    1987-88 back to David Lee Roth

    1989 joins Whitesnake

    circa 1990 plays on Alice Cooper’s “Hey Stoopid”

    1994 writes and records with Ozzy Osbourne, only to have his guitar parts replaced by Zakk Wylde (that must have really hurt)

    post 1994 gives up on other people’s bands and goes solo, culminating in an appearance on American Idol in 2010 playing Stairway to Heaven backing Mary J. Blige.

    He’s jumped the shark so many times Damien Hirst took inspiration from him.

  20. Mr. Moderator

    bostonhistorian, you have made a tremendous case for Vai as McGinley! I had no idea of all the shark-jumping he caused. Wachtel and Was were also strong nominations that I hadn’t seen until now. I thought about Hagar this afternoon, while listening to Jayson Werth’s walk-up tune at today’s Phils-Cardinals game.

    I, too, think of Cale as a piano player more than any other instrument, including his notorious viola.

    Glad to know there are at least 3 phone number songs written by Brits! alexmagic, your in-depth analysis on the subject was fascinating, as ever.

  21. 2000 Man

    What do you consider John Cale’s main instrument?

    A studio baord.

    Does anyone but American artists write telephone number songs (eg, Tommy Tutune’s lone hit)? I can only think of song titles by American artists with 7-digit numbers.

    Keith Richards has a song called 999, which is the emergency number in England, like 911 here. He lives in Connecticut, why did he do that?

    If tv actor Ted McGinley is the “patron saint of shark-jumping,” who’s his rock ‘n roll equivalent?

    Paul Rodgers

    Do you tend to favor “dry” or “wet” production? (NOTE: The answer “It depends” is not acceptable.)

    Dry, I think. Whatever Jimmy Miller’s style was.

    Granted production will play into our answers, but what artist typically projects the most “arid” sound and what artist typically projects the most “humid” sound? Care to explain?

    Heavy metal in general has that thick, humid sound that sounds like a million dollars. New major label bands, like Nickelback have it, too. Even their distortion sounds cleaned up and free of any distortion. The Stones used to have a dry sound, but nowadays, they sound like Nickelback. But we’ve always got Exile and Beggars Banquet to reming us what music sounds like.

    Moebius or Roedelius?

    What are you talking about?

    What does the answer to the previous question say about one if one answered Conny Plank?

    How the hell should I know?

  22. bostonhistorian

    I should add that Steve Vai also managed to jump the shark in another medium: he played opposite Ralph Macchio in Ralph Macchio’s post-Karate Kid shark jump, Crossroads. It’s one thing to have Zakk Wylde replace your guitar parts, it’s another to have Ralph Macchio beat you in a movie guitar duel.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0QKbnCDW94&feature=related

  23. Cale’s main instrument would be the guitar. Or Eric Clapton. (I’m very funny, see?)

    I’m a Memphis guy, so I like mine dry.

    A strong case has been made for Vai, but I’ll offer up the late, GREAT Michael Kamen.

    Arid: Rick Rubin, Humid: Jim Dickinson.

    TB

  24. ‘But we’ve always got Exile and Beggars Banquet to remind us what music sounds like…’

    Amen brother 2000!

  25. Oh and wet. With a twist.

Aug 212007
 

A few thoughts while I am abroad and without my beloved apostrophes. When I next check in, I hope to be delighted and instructed by your candid comments.

With which Rutles character do you most identify?

What artist – new or old – did you discover or learn to appreciate over the summer?

With fall approaching, what is your favorite fall song?

Over what unidentified sound on a record have you most frequently scratched your head (eg, the key sound in “Crosstown Traffic”, by Jimi Hendrix)? Do not be shy about sharing – perhaps another Townsperson can solve your mystery!

What rock biography or biofilm – if any – do you plan on approaching next?

What rock biography or biofilm – if any – do you dread approaching the most?

What rock-related technological leap did you make this summer?

I look forward to your responses.

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  1. Punk Floyd.

    Firefall.

    “A Man Needs a Maid” Neil Young, Harvest.

    The Powerful Lazer Drone between “The Narrow Way” parts 2&3, Pink Floyd, Ummagumma.

    I’m gonna watch last years PBS Scorcese Dylan flick.

    Mike Meyers as Keith Moon. Fuckin dreading it!

    It’s a technological leap backwards, I got my 1/2″ 8 track back off Joe Tagg.

  2. The dopey rock critic, Stanley J. Krammerhead III, Jr.

    I listened to the new LCD Soundsystem EP last night and it was pretty cool.

    “Autumn Almanac” is such an obvious answer. I’m going to try and think of another one.

    Unidentified sound: That weird train-whistle noise at the end of Todd Rundgren’s “We Gotta Get You a Woman.” What is that?!

    The Ian Curtis biopic

    The Miles Davis biopic

    i’ve been continually revising my iTunes library. I think that’s about it.

  3. BigSteve

    With which Rutles character do you most identify?

    Leggy Mountbatten

    What artist – new or old – did you discover or learn to appreciate over the summer?

    More like re-discover. My copy of Star Time, the James Brown boxset, had gone missing, and when I found someone who let me rip the mp3’s, it set me off on a funk jag. I ended up getting the J.B.’s double CD collection, as well as those 3 James Brown’s Funky People collections – even the stuff credited to different configurations of the band and various backup singers is touched by genius.

    With fall approaching, what is your favorite fall song?

    Approaching? Fall is months away. Damn yankees.

    Autumn Almanac is obviously a good choice, but since someone took that one, I’ll say Yo La Tengo’s Autumn Sweater.

    Over what unidentified sound on a record have you most frequently scratched your head (eg, the key sound in “Crosstown Traffic”, by Jimi Hendrix)? Do not be shy about sharing – perhaps another Townsperson can solve your mystery!

    There’s a strange honking echo at the beginning of a Smiths song, I think it’s Kill the DJ.

    What rock biography or biofilm – if any – do you plan on approaching next?

    I’m partway through watching The Filth and the Fury, the Sex Pistols documentary, again. I recorded some Robyn Hitchcock thing (not Storefront) off Sundance or IFC. I think that’s next.

    What rock biography or biofilm – if any – do you dread approaching the most?

    This new Dylan film that’s coming out soon – the one that has different actors playing him – is intriguing and scary at the same time.

    What rock-related technological leap did you make this summer?

    I started playing my Tele through the amp simulator + Lexicon reverb in my Sonar-based digital audio workstation even when I’m not recording (which is most of the time).

  4. Dirk McQuickly
    Late 70s Bowie
    September Gurls
    The “bloop, bloop” sound that opens Bowie’s “Fashion.”

  5. hrrundivbakshi

    Les Garcons de La Plage

    Candi Staton, or maybe Johnny Guitar Watson

    “When I See You Smile,” Bad English. No, wait: “Autumn Almanac,” Kinks

    Dunno

    I’m still curious to see that Brian Jones biopic

    That Brian Jones biopic

    SPENDING A SHITLOAD OF MONEY ON A FUCKING STUDIO THAT KEEPS GETTING MORE AND MORE FUCKING EXPENSIVE TO BUILD FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK I’LL NEVER MAKE THE INVESTMENT BACK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT WAS I THINKING FUCK

  6. saturnismine

    (((With which Rutles character do you most identify?)))

    you’re all daft.

    (((What artist – new or old – did you discover or learn to appreciate over the summer?)))

    Jan van Scorel.

    (((With fall approaching, what is your favorite fall song?)))

    “norwegian wood”

    (((Over what unidentified sound on a record have you most frequently scratched your head (eg, the key sound in “Crosstown Traffic”, by Jimi Hendrix)? Do not be shy about sharing – perhaps another Townsperson can solve your mystery!)))

    In zeppelin’s “battle of evermore” there is a sound produced by the blend of voices, mandolins, and guitars that sounds like my sister is calling me for dinner from the bottom of the stairs of the house where i grew up.

    (((What rock biography or biofilm – if any – do you plan on approaching next?)))

    a friend is sending me the roky erikson documentary. can’t wait!

    (((What rock biography or biofilm – if any – do you dread approaching the most?)))

    none that i can think of.

    (((What rock-related technological leap did you make this summer?)))

    i re-soldered all the connections in my urei LA4 compressor. a real gem of vintage gear.

  7. With which Rutles character do you most identify?

    I guess that’s the biopic I am most looking forward to. I saw it once, about 20 years ago, at a post-gig drink/chill-out. I fell asleep, but not necessarily because I didn’t like it.

    What artist – new or old – did you discover or learn to appreciate over the summer?

    The Newport festivals are always great for this.

    The Carolina Chocolate Drops are this awesome trio of acoustic strummers and shouters in the African-American Appalachian folk-country tradition. Whish isn’t that different from the white Appalachian tradition, but even louder, rawer and cooler.

    And I saw Donald Harrison for the first time. He’s amazing, and he had Christian Scott with him (who was at Newport last year and was amazing on his own).

    With fall approaching, what is your favorite fall song?

    “September” by Earth, Wind & Fire is an obvious choice. There are two songs that aren’t about fall per se, but capture certain emotional aspects perfectly: “There She Goes” evokes the sun shining on red and yellow leaves (and carries a personal association), and “Taste” by Ride captures that overcast-October-afternoon vibe perfectly.

    What rock biography or biofilm – if any – do you plan on approaching next?

    I’m still staring at this big Phil Spector Tearing Down the Wall of Sound bio, and if I can find the 1,200-page Beatles bio I keep saying I’ll get started on that.

    What rock biography or biofilm – if any – do you dread approaching the most?

    Dunno. That Mike Myers/Keith Moon thing sounds possibly dreadful. I’ve been hearing about it for so long without it coming out that I figured it just wasn’t happening. Is it?

    What rock-related technological leap did you make this summer?

    If we’re using a loose-constructionist definition of “summer,” it would be my first-ever electric guitar, purchased in late May and still a near-daily obsession.
    If we’re taking the hard line on June 22 as the start of summer, it’s my (like the world needs another one of these) blog:
    http://www.beloblog.com/ProJo_Blogs/music/

    It’s currently mostly a supplement to my print musings, but soon (I swear) I’m going to make it more of a news-and-views kind of place.

  8. There She Goes” evokes the sun shining on red and yellow leaves (and carries a personal association)

    I didn’t know you were a junkie!

  9. 2000 Man

    I don’t much identify with The Rutles. I think I’d rather identify with Popeye and mutter under my breath.

    New or old stuff over this summer – Buffalo Tom (how come no one told me how cool they were?) and Pearlene. Both have managed lot’s of time with older stuff and their new albums lately.

    My favorite Fall song is Room to Live. For the season fall, it’s the Buckeyes fight song.

    I’m not sure what I plan on approaching next biopicwise. Maybe the new Stones DVD.

    I don’t want to see Scorsese’s Stones movie coming out next year. I expect it will be worse than Jann Wenner’s personal review of Jagger’s Goddess in the Doorway.

    This summer I took my hard of nothing but mp3’s with me whenever I’d be away from home. That’s actually pretty cool, but I don’t know if I need everything at my fingertips all that much. Absinthe makes the heart grow fondler, they say.

  10. With which Rutles character do you most identify?

    I’ve actually never seen the Rutles movie, but I’ll have to go with Stig O’Hara since he was played by Ricky Fataar, a member of The Beach Boys during their underrated and great ’72-’73 period.

    What artist – new or old – did you discover or learn to appreciate over the summer?

    Jay Reatard! His album Blood Visions is my favorite album that I’ve heard this year.

    With fall approaching, what is your favorite fall song?

    “How I Wrote Elastic Man” 🙂

    What rock biography or biofilm – if any – do you plan on approaching next?

    As a general rule, they all suck, but I am looking forward to Control, the upcoming Ian Curtis bio. I’m not expecting greatness, but it was done by Anton Corbijn (sp?), so at least it has a huge fan’s perspective.

    What rock-related technological leap did you make this summer?

    I got a 500 GB internal hard drive for my birthday (I got it back in May but I’ve spent the summer slowly filling it up).

    I’m obviously way late to the party here, but I hope someone reads my responses anyway.

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