Nov 252012

We here in the Halls of Rock Town are sometimes taken to task for being overly negative, snarky, hyper-critical, and all too often, just downright rude. As part of our collective efforts to bring a bit of sunshine and light to the world wide web, we occasionally make an extra effort effort to find something good to say about, you know, stuff that is clearly godawful.

It is in that spirit that we embark on yet another effort to bring some positivity to our proceedings. Please spend some quality time with the video above, then—if you can—please find something nice to say about it. You’ll feel a whole lot better, I promise you.

I look forward to your comments. Just remember, if you can’t say anything nice about this video… please don’t say anything at all.


  9 Responses to “If You Can’t Say Anything Nice About…Former W.A.S.P. Guitarist Chris Holmes”

  1. cliff sovinsanity

    Amen! Speak the truth, brother.

  2. This could be the theme song of the “He-man Woman-haters Club!”

  3. 2000 Man

    I think this is part of a kickstarter campaign. Wait until they get images for the green screen. It will be amazing then!

  4. cliff sovinsanity

    Did anyone else spot Beaker?

  5. Bronzed Nordic God

    Any friend of Rick Nielsen’s (who must have loaned him that guitar) can’t be half bad, right?

  6. ladymisskirroyale

    The first minute and a half had a nice Wes Anderson symmetry (with the sound off).

  7. trigmogigmo

    They didn’t waste precious computer time messing around with auto-correcting the several out-of-time drum sample hits. Several as in “almost all of them”.

  8. BigSteve

    The shirtless jean jacket covers his gut adequately.

  9. bostonhistorian

    It’s good that he expresses his feelings. I’ve always heard women appreciate a man who is in touch with his sensitive side.

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