May 182011
 

We here in the Halls of Rock Town are sometimes taken to task for being overly negative, snarky, hyper-critical, and all too often, just downright rude. As part of our collective efforts to bring a bit of sunshine and light to the world wide web, we occasionally make an extra effort effort to find something good to say about, you know, stuff that is clearly godawful.

It is in that spirit that we embark on yet another effort to bring some positivity to our proceedings. Please spend some quality time with the video above, then — if you can — please find something nice to say about it. You’ll feel a whole lot better, I promise you.

I look forward to your comments. Just remember, if you can’t say anything nice about this video… please don’t say anything at all.

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May 172011
 

In a community of, let’s say, experienced rock snobs it can be daunting to step forward and proclaim enthusiasm over a new artist, record, or song, especially anything recorded by an artist who’s not yet joined the Old Guard, man, in the terms set up by the ’60s cult film Wild in the Streets. Recently, I’ve thought too long and hard about the likes of Steve Miller Band, Bad Company, and ELO. I need to revitalize my mind. Today it’s all right to come forth with the fresh goods. It’s a day to share. I ask, Who’s holding? Who’s got some new music they want to admit to having copped?

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May 162011
 

What’s your favorite ELO lyric?

It’s funny how lyrics operate within the context of studio-recorded pop music. I’ve been listening to my favorite 10 or so ELO songs on my iPod lately, and while marveling at how good Jeff Lynne‘s voice could be the rare times he let it be heard without obstruction by the aural shades that were layers of multi-tracking and studio effects I also began to marvel at how much emotion his music could inspire despite the fact that there’s hardly an ELO lyric that, taken at word value alone, means a damn to me.

I first began to think about this while enjoying maybe my third-favorite ELO song, “Strange Magic.” I’ve loved this song since middle school, but I can’t even tell what he’s singing in the chorus after he sings the title. From what I can make out in the verses, which seem to race by in time to enjoy the next musical variation on the chorus’ arrangement, I’m not missing much, but because Lynne so artfully buries his lack of lyrical content sacrificing his pleasing vocal timbre in the process, it never matters for me. It’s probably best that I fail to pay attention to his lyrics. Beside, it’s magic; why should I try to make sense of it?

Whenever “Telephone Line” comes on I can actually follow along with the lyrics and get something directly out of them. It’s no surprise that this is one of the few songs on which Lynne avoids overdoing the effects on his voice. He knows he’s got a direct sentiment to express. Beside that song, though—only a few days after listening to these songs and thinking about this stuff—I can barely think of a couplet in a verse in an ELO song that I give a damn about removed from the music! Other than “You’ve made a fool of me,” in the beginning of “Evil Woman,” I’d have to think long and hard about a line outside the chorus in any song by them, let alone one that means anything to me.

How about you? Do you have a favorite ELO lyric, even as small as a couplet or ad-libbed aside?

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May 162011
 

Driving home from my son’s soccer game yesterday we tried to get our minds off a most-frustrating loss and near “global red card,” as the ref put it, by turning on our Classic Rock station. The following 3-song sequence played in the following order, which I explained to my son might have represented absolute rock ‘n roll mediocrity and the two points on either side of that state:

  • Steve Miller Band, “Jet Airliner”
  • Bad Company, “Can’t Get Enough of Your Love”
  • John Cougar Mellencamp, “Jack and Diane”

I felt that one of these songs represented the absolute point of rock ‘n roll mediocrity, while the other two just toed the line on either side of the mediocrity. Where would you place these songs along the narrow spectrum of mediocrity?

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May 152011
 

As the last week of the world as we know it gets underway, Friend of the Hall and Townsman Andy Shernoff, whose band The Dictators‘ “California Sun” graced our recent spring sun celebration episode of Saturday Night Shut-In, contacted The Back Office to inform us of pending return of the “Zombie Jew,” our Lord and Savior—and now light’s out closer—Jesus. Are you ready to rapture? Andy Shernoff’s urgent message to humanity follows:

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You can catch Andy’s last scheduled performances ever, beginning Thursday, May 19, at the Joey Ramone Birthday Bash at Irving Plaza through a StoogesFun House tribute show on June 25.

If Andy’s calculations are off and the world keeps spinning beyond Saturday’s 5-month countdown, you can keep up with his activities by clicking here.

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May 142011
 

Sounds of the Hall in roughly 33 1/3 minutes!

In this week’s edition of Saturday Night Shut-In Mr. Moderator celebrates the good parts of the spring season, right before summer hits and he gets all hot and sweaty. We will also reveal the identity of this week’s Mystery Date, live, hopefully through the brainpower of a real, live Townsperson calling into the Rock Town Hall Contest Line! Something tells me the smartypants among you will be ringing the phone off the hook.

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[Note: The Rock Town Hall feed will enable you to easily download Saturday Night Shut-In episodes to your digital music player. In fact, you can even set your iTunes to search for an automatic download of each week’s podcast.] Continue reading »

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May 132011
 

Let’s review the ground rules here. The Mystery Date song is not necessarily something I believe to be good. So feel free to rip it or praise it. Rather the song is something of interest due to the artist, influences, time period… Your job is to decipher as much as you can about the artist without research. Who do you think it is? Or, Who do you think it sounds like? When do you think it was recorded? Etc…

If you know who it is, don’t spoil it for the rest. Anyone who knows it can play the “mockcarr option.” (And I’ve got a hunch at least one of you know this one.) This option is for those of you who just can’t hold your tongue and must let everyone know just how in-the-know you are by calling it. So if you know who it is and want everyone else to know that you know, email Mr. Moderator at mrmoderator [at] rocktownhall [dot] com. If correct we will post how brilliant you are in the Comments section.

The real test of strength though is to guess as close as possible without knowing. Ready, steady, go!

[audio:https://www.rocktownhall.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/MysteryDate051311.mp3|titles=MysteryDate051311]
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