Show of hands! In the last month, how many of you have:
- Knowingly listened to Justin Bieber
- Watched American Idol from start to finish
- Listened to an XTC album (or, let’s say, more than three cuts from one in a row)
- Listened to classic rock radio
- Listened to Saturday Night Shut-In
- Played a vinyl LP or 45 RPM record
- Bought an actual CD
- Thought a rock star of your own gender was at least somewhat sexy
- Heard today’s “pop” music on the radio or internet and wondered why the kidz are willing to put up with such godawful trash
- Secretly wished you could be listening to Bob Seger