We all have our favorite trainwreck songs and videos — bits of musi-cultural flotsam that we remain fascinated by, despite (or perhaps because of) the fact that they repel us. One of mine is the song “Here I Go Again” by Whitesnake. Man, this song has everything: an idiotic lyric, a singer who gloriously over-sings every line (my particular favorite: “I ain’t wastin’ no more taahhhm”), the wailing “here I goooo agaaaain” just before the tasteless solo; it’s just awesome.
But it’s the video I ned your help with today. I watched this for, like, the 500th time this morning, as marital get-back on my wife for making me listen to some awful Asia song she YouTubed in a fit of high school nostalgia. And, once again, I fell under its spell.
So many questions: why is the girl sprawled across two cars, when David Coverdale only ever drives one of them? Why is Coverdale’s glorious blonde mane always back-lit, making it look smaller? How is Coverdale able to drive with that girl literally crawling all over him? Why does he only smile once in the whole video — and why at that precise moment? What makes David Coverdale happy?
Though I’m looking for something a bit deeper than just a laundry list of “wait for it moments,” I would like to call a few out for your review, in the hopes they may shed some light on the intended meaning of this film.
First, Coverdale’s blatant crotch-stare at 2:00:
Now, his sweet and tender butterfly kiss, at 2:54:
Note that David’s fellow band-mates also may play important roles in the deciphering of this filmic mystery. Here’s the bass player licking his bass at 4:15:
… and don’t forget to catch the lead guitarist stumbling to his feet after falling to his knees during his fiery solo.
The question for all of these things is: why? What meaning can you find in this short film? I want — no, I need — answers.
I look forward to your responses.
HVB