Apr 082007
 


So the ubiquitous producer Timbaland has a new solo album, featuring a single with guest stars Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado. In the 2 reviews I was hit with this morning, one word sticks out regarding the purported genius of Timbaland, a word that seems to get associated with the key role that any hip-hop producer plays: beats.

Judging by the press I’ve read regarding Timbaland, I take it this guy had developed some fantastic beats for his clients. Of course hip-hop being a dance-oriented music, there’s no reason not to assume that the popularity of his productions must be tied to the effectiveness of the rhythmic bed he sets for artists to do whatever it is they do over, but man, all this talk of beats connotes true innovation! I thought I’d check it out.

YouTube has a whole page dedicated to Timbaland. Pretty cool, huh? Check out what Timba (can I call him that?) has to say:

“My mission is to blow up the boundaries and tear down the limits,” says Timbaland. “I’m taking my music outside of the box. I’m not getting away from what I’m known for; I’m just going to a place where it’s all about the music, not about the labels on the music. That’s why I call it Shock Value–from the artists to the production, it will shock the system.”

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Apr 082007
 

Remember, we’re interested in your feelings here. Coming to terms with how these two videos make you feel is the only way we’ll ever get to the bottom of the RTH Bowie Problem.

Video #1:

Video #2:

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Apr 062007
 

OK. It’s a salacious headline and the fact is I like a lot of Bowie. Mrs. Maudlin is a huge fan, and over the years I’ve really come to appreciate his music. I share his influences, I dig his theater, I love his collaborators…

What bugs me about Bowie is his, perhaps unconscious, need for balls. [CLARIFICATION] His need for balls. Not his lack of balls. I’ve got no beef with his lack of balls.

Exhibit A. He got his nom de rock from another effeminate man who’s need for man-junk led him to carry around his own ten and one-half inches long and two inches wide knife.

Although I’ve never read anything about Jim Bowie using his blade to castrate anyone, I have my suspicions.

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News for Nerds!

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Apr 052007
 

Hey Rock Nerds,

Sometimes the internet tells us things and it’s fun to share!

ITEM! Tell me, at this point are there any bands left to reunite? Anyway, here’s a pretty compelling story about the latest cult band to reassemble, The Only Ones.

ITEM! Don’t quite how this passsed the Nerd Squad by, but a few weeks ago it was announced that Nick Lowe will be releasing his first album in 6 years this June!

ITEM! Something else, but I can’t remember now. It’ll come to me.

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All-Star Jam

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Apr 052007
 


OK. So I was all set to make some comment about how “this has nothing to do with rock but its Turist Ömer Uzay Yolunda? C’mon give it up!” or something like that when I got about 2:15 into the clip (6:23 remaining) and I hear an old Pink Floyd song. Is it Echoes off of Meddle?

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Apr 052007
 

It is accomplished! Even the Developmental Talent Pool picks. Following are the lineups for each of our inaugural Fantasy Rock Bands. Thanks to all GMs who participated and all the Fantasy Rock Band fans who followed each highly anticipated pick.

Mockcarr, GM: John Lennon (gtr/voc), Paul McCartney (b/voc), Mitch Mitchell (dr), Mike Campbell (gtr)
Rolling Stone’s Cabo Wabo Party Machine (sponsored by the new AT&T), Andyr, GM: Pete Thomas (dr), Prakash John (b), Paul Shaffer (keys), Sammy Hagar (voc), Brian Emch “B” (gtr), George Harrison’s “Chewy” horn section, Jack Ashford (perc), “Colored girls” from “Walk on the Wild Side” (bv)
Bob Seger and the New Dynamic Superiors; Hrrundivbakshi, GM: Al Jackson (dr), Bob Seger (voc), Keith Richards (gtr), Jack White (b), Alan Toussaint (keys), Memphis Horns, Robed Choir
What It Is!, Geo, GM: Prince (everything), Benny Benjamin (dr), Art DiFuria (b), Terry Adams (keys)
5. Even Worse Wizard, Saturnismine, GM: Roy Wood (gtr/voc), Mo Tucker (dr)
6. The Subwoofers, BigSteve, GM: John Entwistle (b/voc), Al Anderson (gtr/voc), Garth Hudson (keys/sax), Ron Tutt (dr)
7. Meanstom, GM: John Bonham, Jack Bruce, Tony McPhee
8. American Metal, Sally Cinnamon, GM: Keith Moon (dr), Tim Rogers (gtr/voc), Peter Buck (gtr), Adam Schlesinger (b/voc), Phil Spector’s Wrecking Crew (everything else)
9. The Death Rattle, Scottrodgers, GM: Bill Kreutzman/Mickey Hart (dr), Bernie Worrell (keys), Buck Dharma (gtr/voc), Rick Danko (b/voc), Sneaky Pete Kleinow (pedal steel), Nancy Wilson (gtr), Brad Whitford (gtr)
10. Division By Zero, Sammy, GM: Andy Gill (gtr), Jah Wobble (b), Stewart Copeland (dr), Tom Verlaine (gtr/voc)
11. Afterschool Special; Mr. Mod, GM: Bruce Thomas (b), Roger Daltry (voc), Mick Jones (Clash) (gtr/voc), Paul Thompson (dr), Jimmy Page (gtr), Steve Nieve (keys)

Now the real work begins!
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